40 Day New Girl Photoshop Challenge

“Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won’t you?”

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

Hey look! It’s images from the new season of Doctor Who premiering September 19th!

Finally!

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

signs as annoying tumblr lingo

Aries: one more time for the people in the back

Taurus: i’M SCREAMING

Gemini: uwu

Cancer: signal boost this

Leo: YAAAAAAASSS

Virgo: okay here’s why this is problematic-

Libra: art hoe

Scorpio: if you don’t reblog this, fuck you.

Sagittarius: *sips tea*

Capricorn: aesthetic

Aquarius: sweaty… :)

Pisces: #me

Happy National Dog Day! (August 26th 2015)