When U All About That Fandom Life

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

my dad: I was reading online that people wanted to give captain america a boyfriend

me: yeah

my dad: I wonder why?

me: well I feel like people want more LGBT representation-

my dad: no yeah I understand that but why pick captain america?

me:

me: well I think-

my dad: [gasps] Bucky

signs as annoying tumblr lingo

Aries: one more time for the people in the back

Taurus: i’M SCREAMING

Gemini: uwu

Cancer: signal boost this

Leo: YAAAAAAASSS

Virgo: okay here’s why this is problematic-

Libra: art hoe

Scorpio: if you don’t reblog this, fuck you.

Sagittarius: *sips tea*

Capricorn: aesthetic

Aquarius: sweaty… :)

Pisces: #me

New Sherlock S4 photos.

Finally!

Have the venom spiderman (?) and zenpool seen spiderpool drama going on lately?!

Venom Spidey: YOU *censored by Zenpool* MORON *Pounces on Spider*

Zenpool: VENOM NO!

Yeah, they do like to stare at this blog but it seems Venom has a bunch of complaints. Zenpool is always neutral, ‘tries’ to be a pacifist. He finds it fun.

@ask-spiderpool