Better Than Donald Dump

Good, I meant that one. You want weapons? We’re in a library.

tv meme: [3/10] male characters + i can’t go to prision! i’m too sarcastic for the white gangs.

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

Dang skippy. Where are my manners?

Very Lonely Luke Posts

“Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won’t you?”

Have the venom spiderman (?) and zenpool seen spiderpool drama going on lately?!

Venom Spidey: YOU *censored by Zenpool* MORON *Pounces on Spider*

Zenpool: VENOM NO!

Yeah, they do like to stare at this blog but it seems Venom has a bunch of complaints. Zenpool is always neutral, ‘tries’ to be a pacifist. He finds it fun.

@ask-spiderpool