Hey Look! It’s Images From The New Season Of Doctor Who Premiering September 19th!

happy walking dead sunday :)

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

tv meme: [3/10] male characters + i can’t go to prision! i’m too sarcastic for the white gangs.

“Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

dir.  Jonathan Demme

The different types of fangirls

Some fangirls want to hear, “I’m the Doctor.” Others want to hear, “The name’s Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Bakerstreet.” Some will even go as far as to say, “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.” But some of us, the few that lurk in the shadows, who are considered psychopaths, long to hear, “Jim Moriarty. Hiiiiiii…”

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

Nick Fury: This year I lost one of my best agents, Phil Coulson.

Phil Coulson: (from the other side of the Helicarrier) QUIT TELLING THE AVENGERS I'M DEAD!

Nick Fury: Sometimes I can still hear the motherfucker's voice.

the signs when sick

aries: becomes grumpy and irritable, but pretends like they're fine

taurus: just wants to stay in bed and eat soup

gemini: spends all day reading

cancer: isolates themselves so their loved ones won't catch it

leo: pushes through it, or spends all day in bed

virgo: makes a lot of tea and tries to be productive

libra: complains a lot and wants people to fuss over them

scorpio: pretends they're not sick because they don't want to bother anyone

sagittarius: takes the day off but goes on a wild adventure

capricorn: brings a thermos of soup to work/school and gets to work

aquarius: tries to cure themselves using paprika

pisces: relishes in other people caring for them, but doesn't want others to be sick