Wanna Hear A Wild Story? My Brother’s History Professor Is Closing In On 80 And Basically Lives At

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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5 years ago

I must do it.

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5 years ago

Danny Fenton is trans. Fight me.

5 years ago

Matt and Trey: *create an entire episode focused on Bebe when all the boys (except Tweek, lol) fell for her because her titties start to grow*

*Bebe hides her body under a box for doesn’t getting loved just for her body but her soul and intelligence and for getting treat equally*

Almost every South park fanfiction: “Through the years Bebe Stevens didn’t change that much: she’s still a bottle blondy bitch who had do half of the school and have the biggest breats of the Universe shallalallalà”

But…

Matt And Trey: *create An Entire Episode Focused On Bebe When All The Boys (except Tweek, Lol) Fell For

My little daughter…

Matt And Trey: *create An Entire Episode Focused On Bebe When All The Boys (except Tweek, Lol) Fell For

She isn’t…

Matt And Trey: *create An Entire Episode Focused On Bebe When All The Boys (except Tweek, Lol) Fell For

I don’t understand… Why her?

Matt And Trey: *create An Entire Episode Focused On Bebe When All The Boys (except Tweek, Lol) Fell For

My poor little angel didn’t born to be the slut of the school. (And that’s not slut shaming: there’s nothing wrong with a girl or a boy who has an attive sexual life. That doesn’t make you a bitch.

But in south park fanfiction a girl with big boobs is OBVIOUSLY the stupid slut.)

So, listen everyone: Bebe is interested in other people’s opinions and she’s often into the fashion of the moment (but in a way very similar to Kyle’s case: enthusiasm of the moment, that passes then and doesn’t delineate you as a person) but she hasn’t loved to be treated as an object neither to feel herself called “whore” from her best friend and from the other children.

Bebe has CLEARLY made to notice also a certain contempt for her mother, “the most beautiful chicks of the class” and she doesn’t want to be like her at the cost to hide herself inside a box.

I mean, a long time ago I have read a story in my native language called “Bebe in the city of the stars.” It was awesome , believe me. I will have reread it thousand times.

The story is divided among the adolescence of Bebe, Kyle and Cartman (infact the principal pairing is Kyman, despite they’re not the true protagonists) and all three have been built marvelously with fears, defects, merits and doubts. Beautiful. (And Cartman and Kenny are best friend and they’re perfect).

But now we speak of Bebe: she, in this story, wasn’t the queen of the school, neither one of the most popular girls. She was an outcast.

She was still friend with Wendy, but she was higher and higher than the blondie (because Wendy is strong. She doesn’t need a vote by the others for as he dresses, for thing she says or for the people that she frequents: she is sure of herself and she wins. She shine as a star.

Bebe doesn’t.

Bebe is insecure.

Bebe ends up being under draught both from the other girls that from the expectations of her own mother (the old scholastic queen).

And Bebe is sick. Both inside and outside.

And Kyle try to help her, but how to deal and face the problem of a girl that wants to reach unattainable standard stopping eating and taking pills to induce vomit?

That story, as sayd from the author herself, has delineated just a possible future Bebe. But it is believable and it keeps in mind of the aspects that delineates the character of this girl. And that’s not a buttle blonde bitch.

I know that the greatest part of the times Bebe is only a character of background. But, as writer, I finds intolerable and quite sad to for the character when a characterization is not given, or when the one already existing get snobbed because “I can think only about the two protagonists, eh, is not like I can give characterization to more people together. It is difficult.”

No!

Writing lets the possibility to create lives. Lives that however must be believable and formed. Not outlines of paper to be attached to the background and to use only “in chapter eleven”!

Writing is magic.

Use that facing magic for let’s people see your worlds and be proud of them. In every shapes of them.

Sorry for my bad English and for possible mistakes. Thanks you so much for reading❤️

- anellope

5 years ago

Art.

when u try to write a 1115 fanfic but too sleepy to actually write it properly

‘Why does everyone think I’m gay??“ Uno whined, as he kept making weird gay noises

he rolled to jyugo, expectin a legit answer from that sensitive lil shit, but all juuGO did was showin an annoying smirk

"I dunno, ask hajime”

“it’s like u ask me to kill myself” uNO is anGERY, he stood uP fRom his sEat then leans closer to his future babejyu motherfucking go “Hun let’s find out now”

as an inexperienced angsty teenager, jyugois le surprised when uno put his hand around him

jyugo is no gay. at least he thought he no gay

but uno’s sudden hug made him realize

hE gaY 4 UunO

“bitch dont” jyugo refused, pushed uno 2 kilometers away- breaking the door and the walls with his inhuman supapawaa

“bABE WHY’” Uno YyellEd agAiN

“i duNNO” jyUgO anSweREd

they can see hajimeme coming from da west side of da building, carrying his loli little brother-

oh u thought he was a she?

bitch pls

“KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER” MitsUrU appeRed ouTtA nowhere with his mic screaming bullshit

nIkO and rOkkU WEreDErE the whole timE, waITING FOR SUM YAOI BULLSHIT, SCREMS “JUST FUCK ALREADY”

“gUYS NO I THOUGHT THIS STORY IS GONNA BE HEARTWARMING” unO whIneD ONcE agAIN, tRYIn to gET uP from JyugO’s bitch pusH

“THIS iS nAnbAKa, YOOOOO” mITSUrUThrew his mic to uno sexy face makes hem bleeds every whiere

“I HAte yOu guYS” UNO SSCREaMS

“wELL wE hAtE yOu TOO”

uno, crying “wHAT?”

to his supurais, turois is stand dere, feelin he’s the sexiest motherfucker alive

which is not

the sexiest motherfucker is donaldduck

“This fight is pathetic. I won’t even consider this as a fight. It’s just a silly love quarrel.” turois being a fucking genious once again

“maMA TROISE hELP JYUGO REJECTED MEEEE” unoscremliek a lil biatch

“Hush, don’t worry, child. You know what to do.” mama tururuoispattedsuno’s bleeding coconut head “fuCKING THROW A BOMB AT HIM” turuoiS gAve sUm bOmBAS

“mOM NO”

“MOM YES”

“thAT’S IT IM CALLING GRANDMA AND PAPI”

“SHIT DONT CALL THEM”

“HOneYYYyYYyy, kIJI-SanNNNNNn”

“chILD NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME IF THEY KNOW I PLAY WITH FIRE”

jyugo woke up, thinking how the fuck did he pass out by pushin some bitchy boi bit nvm dat this is motherfucking nanbaka

“holy shit” jyugo says. “I gotta save uno” he says

but then he realizes he gayed

da thing is he wanna savsunO as a fwend but he had this ‘burning’ feelin inside him when he thinks of uno

musashi get out

“oh shit I’m gay” he snapped

hE TURNS HIS FUCKNGH ARMS TO MOTHEEFUCKING BLADES AND THE N TWEY CHOWPPED THEIR FCUKING HAIRS THEYALL GO BALD EXWCEPT UNO

AND HAJIMEME

“back off bitches” he sassED “datsmai boi ur messing with”

“ohshit” says everyone

hajimem is dere, crying, why the fuck am I bald from the start, he mumbles

“move, I’m gay” jyugo the petty motherfucker pushed hajime away

hajims wanna pumchs his backu but he too amaZeD by jyugo’s motherfucking reD sparkles

jyugo is in front of another sexy motherfucker, uno

“you, me, bed, now”

and then they fucked and it was beautiful.

5 years ago

trans men:

are men

dont have to bind, change their pronouns/name, take t, or have any surgeries

dont have to dress or act masculine

can be any sexuality

are still men

3 years ago

“"Rebecca Sugar is the first woman to have her own cartoon on Cartoon Network!!!”

“"Villainous creator is the first poc to have their own show”

“"Rebecca Sugar Is The First Woman To Have Her Own Cartoon On Cartoon Network!!!”

That’s cute

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