HELLO, THIS
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters
Art.
‘Why does everyone think I’m gay??“ Uno whined, as he kept making weird gay noises
he rolled to jyugo, expectin a legit answer from that sensitive lil shit, but all juuGO did was showin an annoying smirk
"I dunno, ask hajime”
“it’s like u ask me to kill myself” uNO is anGERY, he stood uP fRom his sEat then leans closer to his future babejyu motherfucking go “Hun let’s find out now”
as an inexperienced angsty teenager, jyugois le surprised when uno put his hand around him
jyugo is no gay. at least he thought he no gay
but uno’s sudden hug made him realize
hE gaY 4 UunO
“bitch dont” jyugo refused, pushed uno 2 kilometers away- breaking the door and the walls with his inhuman supapawaa
“bABE WHY’” Uno YyellEd agAiN
“i duNNO” jyUgO anSweREd
they can see hajimeme coming from da west side of da building, carrying his loli little brother-
oh u thought he was a she?
bitch pls
“KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER” MitsUrU appeRed ouTtA nowhere with his mic screaming bullshit
nIkO and rOkkU WEreDErE the whole timE, waITING FOR SUM YAOI BULLSHIT, SCREMS “JUST FUCK ALREADY”
“gUYS NO I THOUGHT THIS STORY IS GONNA BE HEARTWARMING” unO whIneD ONcE agAIN, tRYIn to gET uP from JyugO’s bitch pusH
“THIS iS nAnbAKa, YOOOOO” mITSUrUThrew his mic to uno sexy face makes hem bleeds every whiere
“I HAte yOu guYS” UNO SSCREaMS
“wELL wE hAtE yOu TOO”
uno, crying “wHAT?”
to his supurais, turois is stand dere, feelin he’s the sexiest motherfucker alive
which is not
the sexiest motherfucker is donaldduck
“This fight is pathetic. I won’t even consider this as a fight. It’s just a silly love quarrel.” turois being a fucking genious once again
“maMA TROISE hELP JYUGO REJECTED MEEEE” unoscremliek a lil biatch
“Hush, don’t worry, child. You know what to do.” mama tururuoispattedsuno’s bleeding coconut head “fuCKING THROW A BOMB AT HIM” turuoiS gAve sUm bOmBAS
“mOM NO”
“MOM YES”
“thAT’S IT IM CALLING GRANDMA AND PAPI”
“SHIT DONT CALL THEM”
“HOneYYYyYYyy, kIJI-SanNNNNNn”
“chILD NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME IF THEY KNOW I PLAY WITH FIRE”
jyugo woke up, thinking how the fuck did he pass out by pushin some bitchy boi bit nvm dat this is motherfucking nanbaka
“holy shit” jyugo says. “I gotta save uno” he says
but then he realizes he gayed
da thing is he wanna savsunO as a fwend but he had this ‘burning’ feelin inside him when he thinks of uno
musashi get out
“oh shit I’m gay” he snapped
hE TURNS HIS FUCKNGH ARMS TO MOTHEEFUCKING BLADES AND THE N TWEY CHOWPPED THEIR FCUKING HAIRS THEYALL GO BALD EXWCEPT UNO
AND HAJIMEME
“back off bitches” he sassED “datsmai boi ur messing with”
“ohshit” says everyone
hajimem is dere, crying, why the fuck am I bald from the start, he mumbles
“move, I’m gay” jyugo the petty motherfucker pushed hajime away
hajims wanna pumchs his backu but he too amaZeD by jyugo’s motherfucking reD sparkles
jyugo is in front of another sexy motherfucker, uno
“you, me, bed, now”
and then they fucked and it was beautiful.
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Umeji, fondly: Osoro sometimes talks in her sleep, it’s adorable
Osoro, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I must do it.