Writing Is Hard But Coming Up With A Cunty Title And Catchy Summary Will Slay Even God's Strongest Soldier

They're being chased by a monster and yet their first instinct at hearing Dustin singing on the radio is to judge him. I love them so much.

that’s pookie!!! theo version bc y’all loved liam’s sm 🍽️

-ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ--ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ--ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ--ˋˏ ༻𖤓

𝙄 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪

𝘿𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮, 𝙙𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙮, 𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧

𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥, 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧

𝙂𝙤𝙙, 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖

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silliest men ever yeah right "i'm not dying for you" meanwhile theo doing complete reckless shit to keep liam alive

are they fr

I hear your 'theo mentions some horrific bit of past trauma causually' HC and I raise you Liam causually mentioning Theos' past trauma in front of others. Playing 'never have I ever' and Liam goes "never have I ever lost 3 internal organs" and the packs like ?1!?!? while Theo goes 'I don't think it counts as losing them if I know where they are.' "put your fucking finger down I know you have no idea where your kidney went."

this song is so thiam coded i wanna cry i love them 🖇️

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will