You Have To Stay Alive. You're Going To Be Such A Beautiful Middle Aged Freak. Young Freaks Will See

Y/N: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Slender: No.

Y/N: Okay.

Slender:

Slender: Do you smell smoke?

Y/N: The secret is that the house is on fire.

Did you admire and worship En today ?

Well now you have :D

You are welcome

Floyd: so…

Floyd: how’s your life

Branch: Good, yours?

Floyd: Same

Floyd: we both lyin ain’t we

Branch: yes LOL

daydreaming about writing: 🥰😍🥹❤️😊🌺✨😘

the act of actually writing: 😭😰😵‍💫😭😰😭☹️😖

Zeno: *hands baby illumi back to Kikyo*

Illumi: *stops crying*

Zeno: Ahhh, the magic touch

Kikyo: Magic has got nothing to do with it, I ate the placenta raw *to Illumi* and ❤️ he ❤️ knows ❤️ it ❤️

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

They're so normal

BEN: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

BEN: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

BEN: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Y/N: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that again.

LISTEN UP ALL 1,000+ OF YOU

It's time for my 1,000 follower giveaway!

Thank you to every person who made my welcome back into actually posting things on Tumblr! I've done this already for 500 followers so the requirements stay the same:

One reblog is one entry! One like is one entry! Each person can only get TWO possible entries!

There will be three winners!

First Place: A self-insert. Not just the regular reader inserts that I usually write, tell me as much about yourself as you feel comfortable giving away and I will write a story personalized just for you :)

Second Place: An imagine. Much shorter than the self-insert (my max for this will probably be around 400-500 words) and this one will also be personalized if you want!

Third Place: A set of headcanons! This one will also be personalized but much shorter

I WILL write anything NSFW (smut, violence, etc.) but if I do not feel comfortable with a request I WILL NOT write it!

As of now, I write for these Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Characters:

Lucifer

Alastor

Velvette

Blitzø | Stolas | Blitzø & Stolas (who's caught up? lmao *tears streaming my face*)

Striker

This is also an opportunity to request:

Vox | Valentino | Vox, Valentino & Velvette (of course)

Charlie & Vaggie

Angeldust

Millie & Moxxie

Once I feel more comfortable writing them, they'll be added into the rotation more! Don't be afraid to ask about any characters I haven't listed and I'll let you know if I'm willing to write for them :)

If you'd like your piece to be something other than Hazbin or Helluva Boss, see what other fandoms I write for here!

If you so happen to like The Joker from Heath Ledger to Jerome Valeska, feel free to try your hand at the Joker giveaway! You CAN win here and there if you're lucky!

This giveaway starts today (June 24th, 2024) and ENDS on Thursday (July 4th, 2024) at 12 p.m. (EST)!

Everyone who enters will be put into a generator and that’s how I will choose the winners!

Good luck and thank you all!!!