BEN: Do You Care If I Take The Skin Off This Furby?

Tokoyami: Ooh, (Y/N)'s gonna be mad...

Dark Shadow: Ah! 😨

Tokoyami: And then you're not gonna be their favorite anymore...

Dark Shadow: Ahh! 😨😨

Tokoyami: And then I'll be their favorite...

Dark Shadow: *Cries and calls for you.*

Tokoyami: *About to get his ass beat.* Whoa, I'm just kidding!

This is your (albeit late) reminder to PLEASE GET OUT THERE AND VOTE TOMORROW! IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN AND YOU CAN VOTE PLEASE DO SO! WE CANNOT LET THE OLD GROSS MANGO MAN WIN!!! PLEEEAAASSEEE IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING I SAY GET OUT THERE AND VOTE OR I WILL EAT YOUR FINGERS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING!!! I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN!!! THIS IS A WEIRD WAY TO CONVINCE YOU TO VOTE BUT IVE ALREADY TYPED IT AND IM NOT TYPING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR KAMALA!! LITERALLY EVERYONE’S RIGHTS DEPEND ON IT!!

headcanon accepted

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

patronising little fuck

L.O.V.E

🎮 tomura shigaraki x fem!reader smau

a strangers/online friends to lovers university au

masterlist / the streamers / graphic design

game start up;

the streamers

tomura;

- 22 year old university student, graphic design major but also takes an art class

- games and streams, plays with reader but doesn’t know that they share a class bc they’ve never seen each others faces

- lives with dabi and spinner both, toga comes over a lot with ochako

touya (dabi)

- 23, dropped out of college to spite his father, manager at a record shop, works with spinner

- plays bass and sometimes streams with spin and toga if he’s feeling sociable

spinner (shuichi);

- 23, never attended college but works at a record shop with dabi

- plays drums and stream when he feels like it, will have touya play bass and a yoga sing occasionally

toga;

- 20, dating and lives with ochako, nursing student in uni, paid work study at the hospital to earn credits for class

- sings on streams while touya and spinner play their instruments

- friends with reader and tomura, knows they play together but is keeping it a secret from them

- doesn’t know reader and tomura share a class together though

the chats and groupchats;

1) a gamer and his musicians👾

- shigs main groupchat, literally uses it for everything unless he want to individually talk to them

- only talks to reader as shigs on discord

- talks to reader as tomu on messages

- we’ll see the different dynamic between the two in the next chapter

tag list; [open]

@nkox, @dumbassbrigade

mutual tags; @shigarakislaughter, @chaoslibra, @sexylexy12

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Illumi: You're pretty soft for a Zoldyck.

Killua: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

Gon, appearing out of nowhere and placing a flower crown on Killua's head: Oh Killua! I made you another flower crown! Please stop losing them.

Illumi: So I see.

I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.

This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.

BNHA SMAU

Out of Character!

Characters: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Ejiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Tamaki Amajiki

Izuku Midoriya

Katsuki Bakugou

Shoto Todoroki

Ejiro Kirishima

Denki Kaminari

Tamaki Amajiki