Happy TDOV ^^
at the edge of a universe, humming a tune
yuppie getting a tarot reading: the Death card? does that mean i’m gonna die?
tarot reader: not necessarily, Death represents transformation. it could involve some real strife, but in fact it often indicates things turning around for the better. i mean, we’re barely two years into the new millennium, and with the economy increasingly globalizing i can reasonably predict big changes in your particular career, possibly even great fortune!
yuppie: oh hell yeah man
*the tarot reader draws another card*
tarot reader: oh. The Tower. mhm. that’s… yeah. interesting. ok.
*the tarot reader draws the next card, places it beside the previous one, and silently stares at both*
yuppie: …are there supposed to be two of those?
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
[gets in with you]
[gets in my little clown car]
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