[gets In With You]

i know it might feel brittle and gray but please hold on. tomorrow will be kinder

The fact that the assumed UHC shooter's last name is Mangione, Italian for "eats a lot", is personally hilarious. For years we've been saying we should eat the rich and then some dude named Big Eats went and fuckin did it.

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

she has informed me that she made a new account but won't give hints this time, and is now planning a whole ass arg to put me through to get to it. what am i doing

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point

cracking open a lukewarm one with the boys. my fridge is broken.

I'm girl

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.