We Gotta Do Something About Men

i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that

Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??

Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

A new study from Boston University’s School of Public Health has found that anyone, including you, could feasibly lose an arm at any moment due to a vast number of possible events outside your control.

Hey what if the cycle of life, death and rebirth is like going in and out of the shower. Like at first you're hanging in the immaterial, knowing that you should go live a life eventually, better sooner than later, and you're just procrastinating like euuuugh I don't wanna goooo, but once you're in there, once you're alive, you're like no wait a minute now I remember, it's awesome in here, I want to be here forever, and once you've done everything you meant to do you still keep procrastinating for as long as possible because it's so nice in there and you don't want it to be over. But once you're out you're fine, it's the transition that sucks both ways every time.

Happy TDOV ^^

new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

silly thing