THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

chega.

HENRY CAVILL + explaining stuff more like “Toss a coin to your teacher”

Guns… So primitive!

DANAI GURIRA as Okoye in BLACK PANTHER (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

OK lads. So, in case any of you didn't know the Sunday Times just published a gloriously ridiculous interview with Orlando Bloom in which he said

"there are times when I look at a cow and think that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen".

No. Really.

This just got me thinking, that's a very legolas thing to say. Here me out: we see in the Hobbit (movie version) that the Mirkwood elves are fairly stand-offish with the rest of Middle Earth so interactions with other lands might have been fairly limited for a the first part of his life.

I like to think that when legolas was travelling with aragorn there would have been an awful lot of

"what's that?!"

"that's a pig legolas"

"amazing! What's that?"

"that's a spider legolas."

"I didn't know they could still be that small! What's that?"

"that's a cow legolas."

"that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

Avatar: Goth Style

Series from @artbycarooliveira on Instagram.

Head over to Caro Oliveira’s Instagram to check out the captions and see more art! Each character is designed in a certain style of goth that fits their personality.

They created me just as they created you. We’re not so different.

THE WITCHER NETFLIX (2019– )

eu amo ser brasileira 

God 🥵

!!!!

Some idioms and phrases you should know about:

Salt of the earth: a very good or worthy person.

Gut-wrenching: making you feel very upset or worried.

Make a spectacle of yourself: to do something that makes you look stupid and attracts people's attention.

Pass muster: be accepted as adequate or satisfactory.

Putty in someone's hands: easily influenced by someone else, excessively willing to do what someone else wishes.

Look before you leap: carefully consider the possible consequences before taking action.

Set the wheels in motion : to do something that will cause a series of actions to start.

Off the books: without being included on official records.

A long Haul: something that takes a lot of time and energy.

An end in itself: a goal that is pursued in it's own right to the exclusion of others.

Night owl: a person who prefers to be awake late at night.

Kick the Bucket: to die.

Alter Ego: a person's secondary or alternative personality immediately or extremely quickly; at once.

Freak of Nature: something or someone that is unusual, rare, or abnormal in some way / To avoid attracting attention to yourself.

Yoo Ji-ho & Eun-Woo in One Spring Night ep 01

a maior

Another day, another Janeway.