Loki: *finishes Eating A Banana* *drops The Banana Peel On The Ground And Walks Way*

*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*

ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash

flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans

peter:

eddie brock: ooo slime

eddie brock: *goes to play with slime*

venom: hi eddie

eddie brock: wtf

Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—

Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.

Avengers Endgame Deleted Scene - Avengers honor Tony after his sacrifice.

#what a glow up

It’s September 1st. It’s Halloween. I don’t make the rules.

I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.

Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.

Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu

Voldemort: So, it has been brought to my attention that you refer to Draco Malfoy as your archenemy

Harry: Yes

Voldemort: Well? What did he do? I killed your parents, tried to kill your friend, actually killed one of your friends, and got your godfather killed. I also have tried to kill you for 6 years now, but it's this boy who deserves the title?

Harry: You have no idea how annoying he is

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!