Ryan Reynolds As Detective Pikachu

The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so

if i had any goddamn money left on my account, which i dont, i would totally get myself some venom comics.

but, in case i do get money to actually spend for something like this, which issues do yall recommend? i want that gay shit. the gayest shit, please.

venom:

eddie brock and all you other monster fuckers:

the meme, the myth, the legend

Flash Thompson talking to Spider-Man vs him talking to Peter Parker

“No,” Eddie scolded.

Food.

“And I’ll get you your food. Just not that.” He pointed to the garbage in front of him. Even the smell was beginning to make Eddie nauseous. “Seriously? I can get you frozen dinner.”

We don’t like it.

“Why?”

Because you don’t like it, Venom countered. Why are we going to eat something you don’t like?

“Because it’s more edible than rotten food!” Eddie exclaimed, which was a mistake, as passersby stared at him with wariness. He muttered, “I’ll get you something better. What do you feel like having?”

Dog—

“No animals,” he added.

Fine. Venom pondered. Noodles.

“Noodles?” Eddie blinked.

You are fond of noodles, are you not? There was a hint of annoyance in his tone—which was really uncalled for. 

“Okay, okay. We’ll have Chinese for dinner. Nothing frozen.”

And no soy sauce. It’s salty!

Eddie chuckled, and finally moved away from the garbage since Venom had controlled of him momentarily. Man, he was a pushover. But only for Venom.

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!

Peter: [meeting Shuri] hey I like your shoelaces

Shuri: thanks, I stole them from the president

Peter:

Peter: *softly* holy-

eddie brock: ooo slime

eddie brock: *goes to play with slime*

venom: hi eddie

eddie brock: wtf

Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck