“No,” Eddie Scolded.

Headcannon where the Avengers are trying to teach Vision how to eat with his new, more human body, and the concept of edible vs. non-edible is not as easy to grasp as the other Avengers would assume

Cue Peter walking into the kitchen, seeing Vision pour himself a glass of bleach, and literally dying of laughter before asking for one himself because ‘mood’

Tony nearly has a heart attack walking into the kitchen two minutes later, and Peter gets grounded for a week because ‘I’m old, I have heart problems, you can’t do that to me Peter oh my god’

27 Points

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

when a character you hate dies

sometimes i’ll forget these are just made up and i’ll be watching a marvel movie expecting this to be real. like tony is really peter’s dad and him and aunt may see these badass tagteam parents and sometimes uncle steve and uncle bucky or aunt nat and mr. loki babysit him and then i remember that loki’s dead, spider man’s dead, bucky’s dead and i kinda just wanna dead

you know?

Oh my gosh! I love this!

[Bucky and T'Challa are watching a movie while Steve and Tony go about doing their own thing]

T'Challa: [hears the noise Steve and Tony are making upstairs] What’s going on?

Bucky: Ugh, it’s fine don’t worry about them.

T'Challa: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.

Bucky: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.

[Later]

T'Challa, starting to get worried: James, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.

Bucky: [sighs and gets up] Come with me.

[In front of Steve and Tony’s, unfortunately, shared room]

Bucky: Go ahead, listen in.

T'Challa, hesitantly: Okay?

[Inside their room]

Steve: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: BET ME BITCH!

Steve: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!

Tony: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Steve: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: WELL, I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME!

[Outside their room]

Bucky: [punctuates each word by banging on the door] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

If SM:FFH doesn’t have a scene where Flash finds out “Penis Parker” is The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman aka the hero he’s been crushing on then what’s the point

Thor: The Dark World (deleted scene)