#spiderman And SpiderWOMAN His Partner

Host: Welcome to Red Lobster, how many?

Eddie: Just one and ah can I be seated in the lobster tank please? Oh and I'll order two lobster.

Venom: I want mines alive.

Eddie: Cook one lobster and leave the second one alive please.

Host:???????

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Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW STEVE LOOKING OVER AT HIM. THE FUCK- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE- HE’S LIKE “I’m so over this shit, just wanted to eat my damn fruit in peace, Steve”

Suicide Squad (2016) // Birds of Prey (2020)

Rhodey looking around and seeing people kneeling for his best friend thinking, “Finally, they see what I’ve seen this whole time.”

Venom and Eddie Brock are fucking gay