Venom And Eddie Brock Are Fucking Gay

There was absolutely no reason Venom had to make out with Eddie to transfer back to him, he just wanted to and that’s the tea

And Eddie’s reaction??? Instantly down and super into it

Venom: I'm a bad motherfucker mmkay? I'll eat HER head, I'll eat HIS head, I'll eat MY OWN head. I don't care about anything or anyone so fuck this planet and fuck you in particular you're sushi for the taking

Eddie: *walks in, stumbles and falls flat on his face*

Venom:

Venom: Look I'm the softest bitch you'll ever meet all I wanna do is eat chocolate marry this human trashbag over there and have like six kids

When your crush gets a haircut but they keep being hot af

I belong here, alone, where I can be who I am without hurting anybody.

do you ever stop to think that tony stark had a daughter? like. tony stark. had a daughter. tony stark was a dad. the narcissistic i-don’t-play-well-with-others reckless chaotic playboy became a dad. more than that, he became the softest kind of dad, the kind that talks to their kids with a gentle tone but still manages to make it sound loving, not patronizing. the kind of dad that drops everything, no matter how important (like, i don’t know, the solution to the death of half of the world’s population), to tuck his kid into bed. the kind of dad that goes teary eyed hearing his kid saying she loves him. he finally understood what it was like to love and be loved unconditionally, what it was like to become the best version of yourself for someone, and i, for one, am devastated just thinking about it

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Rhodey looking around and seeing people kneeling for his best friend thinking, “Finally, they see what I’ve seen this whole time.”

me on the first day of september

Infinity war spoilers with no context

Shuri: you know when you breathe oxygen and it’s like *EXHALE*

Shuri: then it’s like *INHALE*

Shuri: AND YOU LIVE?!?!

Peter: ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING