Jason Momoa In Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

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Day 9: New Year’s Eve

The Mandalorian x reader

Word Count: 445

For the 12 days of fic-mas challenge created by @kimlovesgrahamscott

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girl i was so fucking shook when i saw it!

roman reigns in the new hobbs & shaw trailer

This is my first story it is kind of gross but I’m proud

asteroids (javier peña)

dear, javier

I’ve been hiding many things from you and I feel bad I know you don’t technically like or love me but I have to get something of my chest and it may sound weird but I am tired of you leaving me when we hang out with each other, If you want to have a conversation then just text or write me back

- From Y/N

You were constantly waiting for a reply to the point you started to get anxiety. Did he hate you? Does he think you weird and doesn’t want to come in contact with you? What was it you were dying to know.

You had ballet lesson in a few minutes so you weren’t about to worry about this all day and let it get in the way of what you had to do, so you got up and got all of your stuff ready. Money, hairties, wallet, headphones, and sanitary items.

Walking into your dance studio you put all your stuff down and started to stretch. It was still on your mind it’s like it kept poking at you head you grabbed your headphones out of your bag and went to you music app and played your favorite song it’s been your favorite because your mom always played it with her violin.

You felt alive like you were soaring in the sky.

After you finished you hear clapping behind you and it was Javier and you ran towards him and wrapped your hands around his waist and started to cry and your tears soaked his shirt and they were many reasons why you were so sad. All the pain of him being with other women when you wanted alone time with him, him always leaving you, losing people you love, being alone. He always had time for other people but you and it broke your heart. He didn’t really understand that

He brung you close into his embrace he was pretty warm. ''Mi Amor, what is wrong'' he asked you. ''You always have time for other people but me'' you reply with your voice cracking a little in the process. His heart saddens and he pulls you face up by your chin and gives you a kiss on your lips. ''I will find time to spend with Mi Amor'' he then gave you a kiss on the head and walked you back to your apartment. You got an idea.

''Javi what if we went to go watch the stars?'' You asked him. ''Sure it’s a nice night out anyways'' he gave you a small smile.

You laid a blanket down on your balcony and got some drinks you put lights up and set up a calm environment for you too to enjoy.

Javier came out to the balcony and laid with you on the blanket. ''Look at how beautiful the stars and asteroids are!'' You exclaimed. ''Just like you'' he said. You face started to heat up a bit.

And for the rest of the night you guys had your hands intertwined and making out starring at the sky.

Astroids ☆

you are an angel sent from the heavens

words to use instead of

as 

while 

when,

whilst

 even as

 just as

 just when

 simultaneously as

 so long as

 at the moment that

 at the same time that at the time that

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 in the process of 

on the point of

during the time that

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 during the time

 throughout the time

 in the time

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 during which time

for the period that

 at the same time

 meanwhile

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 as long as

 exactly when

 at the very moment that

at the very time that after

 as soon as

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instantly when once

looked

glanced 

gazed 

stared

gaped

peered

focused 

 peeped 

peeked

took a look

taken a look 

watched

considered 

saw 

seen

observed 

viewed

regarded

marked 

checked out

glimpsed 

spotted 

eyed 

took in 

taken 

in ogled

eyeballed 

beheld

beholden 

before

ahead

back

previously

since

sooner

afore

aforetime

ante

antecedently

anteriorly

before present

ere

fore

former

formerly

forward

gone

gone by

heretofore

in advance

in days of yore

in front

in old days

in the past

past

precendently

previous

up to now

smiled

beam

grin

laugh

smirk

simper

be gracious

express friendliness

express tenderness

look amused

look delighted

look happy

look pleased

touch

brush

caress

feel

handle

hit

kiss

lick

pat

reach

rub

strike

stroke

tap

abut

adjoin

border

communicate

contact

converge

dab

examine

finger

fondle

frisk

glance

graze

grope

inspect

join

line

manipulate

march

massage

meet

neighbor

osculate

palm

palpate

partake

paw

percuss

pet

probe

push

scrutinize

sip

smooth

suck

sweep

tag

taste

thumb

tickle

tip

toy

verge

be in contact

butt on

come together

feel up

impinge upon

lay a finger on

exhaled

breathe

emit

give off

let out

discharge

eject

emanate

evaporate

expel

issue

respire

steam

vaporize

nodded

acknowledge

bend

bow

greet

respond

salute

acquiesce

agree

approve

assent

passionate

ardent

dramatic

eager

eloquent

emotional

expressive

fervent

fierce

fiery

forceful

heartfelt

heated

impassioned

intense

poignant

spirited

strong

vehement

violent

zealous

affecting

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burning

deep

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high-powered

high-pressure

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hotblooded

impetuous

impulsive

inspiring

melodramatic

moving

precipitate

quickened

steamed up

stimulated

stirring

thrilling

warm

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still

though

yet

gasped

choke

snort

whoop

blow

convulse

gulp

heave

inhale

inspire

pant

puff

respire

sniffle

wheeze

catch one’s breath

fight for breath

frowned

glare

glower

grimace

pout

gloom

lower

sulk

cloud up

do a slow burn

give a dirty look

give the evil eye

knit brows

look black

look daggers

look stern

movement

act

action

change

development

evolution

exercise

flow

migration

move

operation

progress

shift

advance

agitation

alteration

swirled

boil

churn

roil

twirl

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crimp

crisp

curl

eddy

purl

roll

snake

surge

swoosh

whirlpool

whorl

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insecure | quackity, wildspartanz | hc

headcanon: being insecure about your body during sex with quackity and wildspartanz

author’s note: this was requested (thank u anon!)

warnings: swearing, body insecurity/low self-confidence, smut

quackity

(credit to owner)

You began to feel insecure about your body when you got into high school.

It hadn’t left since.

You’d have spurts of confidence, but it never stayed.

You found yourself scared to show your body, even to the person that loved you.

Alex was in love with you.

You were beautiful to him, and he wished you could see that.

You and Alex had been dating for a while, and in the relationship, you’d expressed how much you loved him and vice versa.

Alex loved everything about you.

But you found yourself wanting to have sex with the lights off, or wanting to wear a shirt, etc.

Alex had just got back from Vidcon.

You missed him, and he’d missed you.

You were both tired but you wanted to have some fun.

“I missed you.”

You said softly, sitting on Alex’s lap.

You rolled your hips across his groin, leaning down to kiss him.

“I missed you too.”

The lights were already off as you two were fixing to head to bed.

You and Alex began to go at it, you removed his clothes, and Alex tried removing yours, but you insisted on keeping your shirt on.

After getting naked, or partially, You rode him.

You felt like you were squashing him, sitting on his hips and bouncing on his dick, but he assured you that he was fine.

Alex began to run his hands up your shirt.

“What are you doing?” 

You asked, stopping. 

You hopped off of him and stared at him.

“Did I do something wrong? I’m so sorry-”

“N-No, you’re fine I just, let’s go to bed.”

You put your underwear and shorts back on.

“Hey, is everything alright?”

Alex asked, pulling his boxers up.

“I’m fine-”

“You’re not. What is it?”

You looked at Alex. He was worried.

“I- You could do so much better than me. I’m ugly and disgusting and-”

“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there. You are fucking beautiful.”

“Alex-”

You laughed, trying to lighten the mood, you’d said what you said, and Alex was just denying the truth.

“No. You are the most beautiful girl, and I mean that. And I know that sometimes it feels like you aren’t but god, you are gorgeous.”

Alex’s head rested on your shoulder.

He placed a small kiss on your shoulder and rubbed your back.

“We can do something fun tomorrow if you want.”

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

You gave Alex a small smile and laid down with him.

Alex tossed an arm over your waist and hugged you close to him.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

wildspartanz

(credit to owner)

You and Brandon had been together for a few months now.

And you’d had sex before.

You liked to wear shirts or have sex with the lights off.

You were always worried that Brandon wouldn’t like you if you took your shirt off, or he’d leave if he saw you.

You didn’t think you were very pretty.

But Brandon did. 

He loved you.

He could stare at you all day, just basking in your beauty. 

And on top of all of that, you were sweet, caring, and funny.

You were the whole package.

So when Brandon noticed how upset you got when the lights were on, or when he wanted to take your shirt off, he said something.

You and him were laying on the couch.

Brandon’s fingers were tracing shapes on your thigh.

You spread your legs and let him move his hand down to your underwear.

Brandon began to rub his fingers along your folds, your wetness soaking through your underwear.

“F-fuck.”

You breathed out. 

Brandon smiled, moving your underwear to the side and dipping his finger inside you.

You let out a small moan and tilted your head back.

Your toes curled as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you at a faster pace.

You felt yourself reaching the edge.

You came on Brandon’s fingers.

Brandon pulled his fingers out and licked them clean.

Brandon switched positions and hovered over you.

Brandon went to pull your shirt up.

You stopped his hands.

“Is everything okay? Did I do somethin-”

“No. It’s fine, you’re fine I’m-”

“Are you okay?” Brandon asked, sitting back down on the couch beside you.

“I just, I don’t want you to see me naked. You’ll think I’m ugly.”

“Why would you think that?”

Brandon’s lips formed a thin line.

“Because it’s true! I’m ugly-”

“No, you aren’t. You’re beautiful.”

You looked at him, gripping the hem of your shirt.

“You’re so fucking beautiful. You’re so out of my league.”

“Brandon-”

“No, (y/n), you’re so gorgeous, and you’re funny and sweet and the best girlfriend ever.”

“I love you so so much.”

Brandon wrapped his arms around you, giving you a hug.

“I love you too.”

You said softly, feeling a bit better.

“You wanna get ice cream?”

Brandon poked your arm.

“Ice cream?”

You asked, a small smile on your lips.

“Yeah, ice cream fucking rocks.”

“Ice cream sounds good.”

- - 

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I was on discord and my name on it was roman reigns' bitch and i get on tumblr and say this

bonus:

i have a feeling that gerry poisoned the wine CAN WE JUST BE HAPPY WITHOUT HER RUINING THE MOMENT

What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Chapter 12: Modern Love

Maxwell Lord x F!Reader

Summary: Maxwell Lord is successful, handsome and can have anything he wants with a snap of his fingers. He is living the American dream until his mother turns his life upside down by going behind his back to organize an arranged marriage to help take Chimtech Consortium to new heights. The only thing worse than not being in control is that his bride-to-be is you, the one person he cannot stand.

Warning: Smut and swearing is most chapters but in this chapter: swearing, smut. PSA: Maxwell Lord has a breeding kink 

A/N: WE MADE IT FOLKS! The wedding! As always, I simply adore every comment I get on this story, the response has been insane! I love it! Thank you to @absurdthirst​ for being my partner in crime as always.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 6.5 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

“Max” you whine, digging your nails into the sheets, trying to grasp at the silk material.

“Come on honey, one more for daddy” he pleads, his hips hitting against your ass as he pounds into you from behind.

“Baby please” you beg, forehead dropping to rest on your forearm when your arms collapse, your ass jiggling with every thrust and Maxwell groans, his fingers splayed out across your lower back.

“Tell me what you want” he grunts, his free hand squeezing your breast, dragging you up so your back presses against his damp chest.

He pinches your nipple and you gasp, turning to nuzzle your nose against his jaw.

“I want-” you whimper when his hand trails down your torso, fingers dipping into your belly button before cupping your mound, his fingertips brushing against your clit.

“Max, please” you beg, nails digging into his forearm.

“Tell. Me. What. You. Want” he punctuates each word with a thrust, his cock hitting that spot deep inside of you to make you sob.

“I want you to fill me. Fuck me full of your cum. I want you to put a baby in me” your words are high pitched and muffled into his neck but he smirks, hearing every desperate syllable.

His cock pulses inside of you and he is so close but he wants to feel you clench around him.

“Cum for me honey” his fingers dip lower and he rubs circles on your clit, his groan and your whine combine and echo around the bedroom when you clench around him.

“Fuck, I love you” you cry, shaking in his arms as he makes you cum again.

“Oh” he chokes and you press your lips to his jaw, sucking lightly.

“Cum for me Maxie, I want you to fill me full of your seed and make me round with your child” you say into his skin and his thrusts stutter.

His arm tightens around your waist and his hand spreads over your stomach while his cock pulses inside of you. His lips press against your ear as he breathes out your name and he pants through his release.

Max wakes up, sweat beading on his forehead and his cock throbbing in his sleep pants.

“Fuck” he groans, wiping his head with the back of his hand.

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If so could it be with quackity,askually,kingani,wildspartanz when their s/o has glasses and is short

insecure | quackity, wildspartanz | hc

headcanon: being insecure about your body during sex with quackity and wildspartanz

author’s note: this was requested (thank u anon!)

warnings: swearing, body insecurity/low self-confidence, smut

quackity

(credit to owner)

You began to feel insecure about your body when you got into high school.

It hadn’t left since.

You’d have spurts of confidence, but it never stayed.

You found yourself scared to show your body, even to the person that loved you.

Alex was in love with you.

You were beautiful to him, and he wished you could see that.

You and Alex had been dating for a while, and in the relationship, you’d expressed how much you loved him and vice versa.

Alex loved everything about you.

But you found yourself wanting to have sex with the lights off, or wanting to wear a shirt, etc.

Alex had just got back from Vidcon.

You missed him, and he’d missed you.

You were both tired but you wanted to have some fun.

“I missed you.”

You said softly, sitting on Alex’s lap.

You rolled your hips across his groin, leaning down to kiss him.

“I missed you too.”

The lights were already off as you two were fixing to head to bed.

You and Alex began to go at it, you removed his clothes, and Alex tried removing yours, but you insisted on keeping your shirt on.

After getting naked, or partially, You rode him.

You felt like you were squashing him, sitting on his hips and bouncing on his dick, but he assured you that he was fine.

Alex began to run his hands up your shirt.

“What are you doing?” 

You asked, stopping. 

You hopped off of him and stared at him.

“Did I do something wrong? I’m so sorry-”

“N-No, you’re fine I just, let’s go to bed.”

You put your underwear and shorts back on.

“Hey, is everything alright?”

Alex asked, pulling his boxers up.

“I’m fine-”

“You’re not. What is it?”

You looked at Alex. He was worried.

“I- You could do so much better than me. I’m ugly and disgusting and-”

“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there. You are fucking beautiful.”

“Alex-”

You laughed, trying to lighten the mood, you’d said what you said, and Alex was just denying the truth.

“No. You are the most beautiful girl, and I mean that. And I know that sometimes it feels like you aren’t but god, you are gorgeous.”

Alex’s head rested on your shoulder.

He placed a small kiss on your shoulder and rubbed your back.

“We can do something fun tomorrow if you want.”

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

You gave Alex a small smile and laid down with him.

Alex tossed an arm over your waist and hugged you close to him.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

wildspartanz

(credit to owner)

You and Brandon had been together for a few months now.

And you’d had sex before.

You liked to wear shirts or have sex with the lights off.

You were always worried that Brandon wouldn’t like you if you took your shirt off, or he’d leave if he saw you.

You didn’t think you were very pretty.

But Brandon did. 

He loved you.

He could stare at you all day, just basking in your beauty. 

And on top of all of that, you were sweet, caring, and funny.

You were the whole package.

So when Brandon noticed how upset you got when the lights were on, or when he wanted to take your shirt off, he said something.

You and him were laying on the couch.

Brandon’s fingers were tracing shapes on your thigh.

You spread your legs and let him move his hand down to your underwear.

Brandon began to rub his fingers along your folds, your wetness soaking through your underwear.

“F-fuck.”

You breathed out. 

Brandon smiled, moving your underwear to the side and dipping his finger inside you.

You let out a small moan and tilted your head back.

Your toes curled as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you at a faster pace.

You felt yourself reaching the edge.

You came on Brandon’s fingers.

Brandon pulled his fingers out and licked them clean.

Brandon switched positions and hovered over you.

Brandon went to pull your shirt up.

You stopped his hands.

“Is everything okay? Did I do somethin-”

“No. It’s fine, you’re fine I’m-”

“Are you okay?” Brandon asked, sitting back down on the couch beside you.

“I just, I don’t want you to see me naked. You’ll think I’m ugly.”

“Why would you think that?”

Brandon’s lips formed a thin line.

“Because it’s true! I’m ugly-”

“No, you aren’t. You’re beautiful.”

You looked at him, gripping the hem of your shirt.

“You’re so fucking beautiful. You’re so out of my league.”

“Brandon-”

“No, (y/n), you’re so gorgeous, and you’re funny and sweet and the best girlfriend ever.”

“I love you so so much.”

Brandon wrapped his arms around you, giving you a hug.

“I love you too.”

You said softly, feeling a bit better.

“You wanna get ice cream?”

Brandon poked your arm.

“Ice cream?”

You asked, a small smile on your lips.

“Yeah, ice cream fucking rocks.”

“Ice cream sounds good.”

- - 

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dear, fanfic writers not every girl in the world is white, skinny, and has blue eyes and straight hair

please be more considerate that they are poc and other people of color who read fanfics

not everyone is a female. Males read them to as well like non-binary and genderfluid people

if it is an x-reader DONT USE YOUR OC nor do you USE THE WRONG TAGS

it is so annoying to search up a x-reader to see some basic ass oc

dont waste people’s time tagging the wrong on please just don’t

this is kind of off topic but DONT ASK WHEN A STORY IS BEING UPDATED