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such a pretty boi

Dating Legolas would include (2.0)...

@thisisparadisemylove​, this is for you!

SFW

Legolas is a very tender and caring boyfriend

He’s not used to feeling love, but he’s so glad he decided to act upon it

He touches you like you’re made of glass, with careful caresses

His kisses are soft and always leave you wanting more

His lips are strangely soft too

Legolas adores having any sort of physical contact with you

He holds your hand whenever he can, especially if one of you is nervous

And will cuddle you if you ever feel weary or upset

If you run your fingers through his hair and scratch his scalp, he practically purres in delight

He having you cuddle up to him as he reads to you, or you read to him

He’d also adore teaching you about his home culture

He teaches you all about Elvish courting, and tries to learn Human courting techniques for you

He always worries for your safety, especially when you’re not together

Granted, he trained you in combat so you can defend yourself

But he’s still just so worried for you

So in battle, Legolas spends most of his time protecting you, rather than focusing on the battle itself

If you do get hurt, Legolas would be sick with worry, blaming himself for not being able to protect you properly

He’d stay by your side until your fully healed

You captivate most of his thoughts, and everything he does, he does with you in mind

Legolas also enjoys picking flowers with you and braiding them into your hair, or making you a flower crown

He gives you a ton of gifts in general, really

Especially if you’re upset

He’ll always treat you like a princess, no matter your status

One of his greatest pleasures is taking baths with you

Not even to make love necessarily, but just to cuddle with you in warm water and enjoy your presence together

He often compares your beauty in terms of Nature, as many Elves do

“Your eyes are my stars, your hands feel like running water and smile like the shining of the sun. I love you, my dear.”

He also ends up defending you in front of Thranduil sometimes too

Don’t worry, Thranduil warms up to you soon enough, but he can definitely be rather… protective of his son

NSFW

Legolas is just as tender during sex as he is when you’re not getting busy

Though, he’s very inexperienced, considering he’s an oddball amongst other Elves

And he does not know Humans very well, so he really doesn’t know what to do

But his inexperience is really quite charming, and maybe a bit of a turn on

And he’s still quite good anyways

His moans are very sexy, being breathy and low

And Legolas pants quite a lot too

Much like all Elves, his ears are extremely sensitive

Seriously, lick or kiss his ears and he might as well come right then and there

Legolas often praises you during sex a lot

“You’re so wet, my love”

“Ah! That feels so good, darling!”

“Oh, you’re so tight”

Elves don’t practice Oral Sex commonly, so when you give him a blowjob for the first time, he’s quite stunned at how amazing it feels

When recieving pleasure, he’ll frantically tell you how good that feels in pure bliss

His reactions are the best and such a turn on

He’s also fascinated by how you and your body is reacting to the pleasure he’s giving you, so he tries his absolute best

He’s incredibly gentle and always asks you if you’re enjoying it

It’s amazing, and there’s tons of sweet cuddling and kisses afterwards

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asteroids (javier peña)

dear, javier

I’ve been hiding many things from you and I feel bad I know you don’t technically like or love me but I have to get something of my chest and it may sound weird but I am tired of you leaving me when we hang out with each other, If you want to have a conversation then just text or write me back

- From Y/N

You were constantly waiting for a reply to the point you started to get anxiety. Did he hate you? Does he think you weird and doesn’t want to come in contact with you? What was it you were dying to know.

You had ballet lesson in a few minutes so you weren’t about to worry about this all day and let it get in the way of what you had to do, so you got up and got all of your stuff ready. Money, hairties, wallet, headphones, and sanitary items.

Walking into your dance studio you put all your stuff down and started to stretch. It was still on your mind it’s like it kept poking at you head you grabbed your headphones out of your bag and went to you music app and played your favorite song it’s been your favorite because your mom always played it with her violin.

You felt alive like you were soaring in the sky.

After you finished you hear clapping behind you and it was Javier and you ran towards him and wrapped your hands around his waist and started to cry and your tears soaked his shirt and they were many reasons why you were so sad. All the pain of him being with other women when you wanted alone time with him, him always leaving you, losing people you love, being alone. He always had time for other people but you and it broke your heart. He didn’t really understand that

He brung you close into his embrace he was pretty warm. ''Mi Amor, what is wrong'' he asked you. ''You always have time for other people but me'' you reply with your voice cracking a little in the process. His heart saddens and he pulls you face up by your chin and gives you a kiss on your lips. ''I will find time to spend with Mi Amor'' he then gave you a kiss on the head and walked you back to your apartment. You got an idea.

''Javi what if we went to go watch the stars?'' You asked him. ''Sure it’s a nice night out anyways'' he gave you a small smile.

You laid a blanket down on your balcony and got some drinks you put lights up and set up a calm environment for you too to enjoy.

Javier came out to the balcony and laid with you on the blanket. ''Look at how beautiful the stars and asteroids are!'' You exclaimed. ''Just like you'' he said. You face started to heat up a bit.

And for the rest of the night you guys had your hands intertwined and making out starring at the sky.

Astroids ☆

THIS MADE ME SMILE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CRYINGB SESSION

WATER BISCUIT IN A SUIT LMFAO

But honestly the man exudes sexy and BDE regardless but when he’s a little more grimy...yes mhm yes

yOU DOnT HAvE TO SUCk mY WIlLy

MIRIO SAYING ITADAKIMASU BEFORE EATING YOUR PUSSY😭😭😭 - miriosprincess

a simple kiss with your boyfriend mirio turned into a makeout session, which transpired into a heated makeout session, which now led to you stripping off each other’s clothes. your fingers frenzied over his hot skin, mentally memorizing the scars that littered his body as he walked you somewhere.

you felt your body going weightless as you were then thrown into the air, your shocked gasp escaping your mouth as you crashed against the bed. your eyes fell onto mirio who’s blue eyes were clouded in lust and love, and then they trailed down to the obvious and large bulge in his boxers. you, still being a virgin, panicked as he began to crawl onto the bed.

“w-wait—” your hands flew up to stop him— “I’m not ready!”

mirios eyes blink rapidly as shame shoots through you, why did you do this? the two of you were now completely riled up!

“that’s okay!” mirio laughs as he sits back, the smile on his face is strained, but it’s honest.

your eyes blink rapidly as you shake your head, “I... are you sure?! I made you horny for shits sake!” you exclaim as you point at the tent in his underwear.

again mirio laughs as he shakes his head now, “it’s okay, sunflower, if you’re not ready for it, no matter how crazy horny you make me, I won’t force you! trust me you get me excited all the time, but I will never ever force myself on you!”

your eyes fall as you sigh, “I feel bad...”

“there’s no need to be!” mirio insists as he slides off the bed. “i’ll go get our clothes and then we can watch a show!”

you frown as the throb in your core is undeniable, you’re horny but not ready for sex.

“m-mirio,” you stammer as he reaches the door, “i’m not ready yet, but would you— I mean, do you...”

“are you ready for oral sex?” mirio asks, his eyes huge. “you don’t have to suck my willy you know?”

you nod your head as you look away, “I want to try...”

mirio nods as he approaches you again, his hands touching your panties and pulling them down as he sucks in a heavy breath. he makes eye contact with you as his calloused and scarred fingers brush your wet slit and you moan as they press into you. he lowers to your entrance and inhales sharply.

“itadakimasu,” he grins as his mouth comes in contact with your pussy and your pleasurable cries fill the air.

When your real name is Novia

El Baño

Javier Peña x CIA!Reader

Based on the song El Baño by Enrique Iglesias

Summary: The reader is undercover for the CIA and pretending to be the new girlfriend of Don Berna. When a certain DEA agent gets involved with Los Pepes, he also struggles with the risky business of lusting after the girlfriend of a narco.

Warning: Smut, so much smut it`s crazy - just do not read if under 18 because it`s hot, swearing, torture for interrogation

A/N: So this took me a while to write but thanks to self-isolating I have had some extra time to write while working at home. I apologize for the Spanish, I lived in Andalucia so it`s gitano at best. As always, feedback and love is appreciated and fuels this writing beast inside of me.

Words: 10,704 - Es gruesa it`s thick

“¿Que pasa amor?” what`s up love? Berna kisses your cheek and you try not to cringe when his hand sneaks under the table and squeezes your thigh.

“Nada papi” nothing daddy you shake your head and internally roll your eyes when he winks at you.

“¿Quien estamos esperando?” who are we waiting for? you trail your nails down the don`s arm and bite your lip to feign the innocence the narco craves.

“Un agente de la DEA” he takes a sip of his whiskey and your eyes widen, you didn`t realize one of your own was a turncoat.

“¿Qué es lo que quiere?” what does he want? you ask and immediately regret it when Berna narrows his eyes at you, setting the booze down on the sticky table.

“No te preocupes tu pequeña cabeza” don’t worry your little head he slaps your cheek lightly and you refrain from slapping him back, a sweet smile crosses your face instead and he hums with delight.

“Buena chica” good girl he licks his lips and before he can lean down to kiss you, the door to the cafe opens and your mouth runs dry.

Holy fuck

The hottest man you`ve ever seen walks in, his tight jeans emphasize his strong thighs and the urge to ride them is burning within your veins like a blazing forest fire. His leather jacket screams danger and you wonder what it would be like to feel his mustache across the skin of your neck.

“Ah Peña” Berna smiles and you try to stop your face from screwing up at his sickly, victorious grin.

“Hola Berna” Agent Peña greets Berna and you swoon at his deep gravely voice.

“¿Quien es ella?” who is she? Agent Peña asks with a dark look and you swear you see lust swirls within his dark brown orbs.

“Mi novia” My girlfriend Berna winks at you and you swear you visibly recoil but you urge yourself to giggle like schoolgirl.

Peña has a look of disbelief on his face and narrows his eyes slightly but soon recovers and stares at you with indifference.

“Hola señor” you smile politely and grip onto Berna`s arm to show your allegiance.

“¿Ella se quedará?” Is she staying? Peña asks, tilting his head in your direction, and you scoff.

Berna laughs and wraps his arm around you, squeezing you closer to his sweaty torso.

“Sí” he nods and orders another glass of red wine for you with a snap of his fingers.

You wonder what could`ve brought this DEA agent to the doorstep of Los Pepes and why he is working with them to bring down Escobar but you guess that he is just as motivated as you to bring down the narcos of Colombia.

Still, you could get even more notoriety if you bring in Los Pepes and a rogue DEA agent.

Berna tells Peña when Los Pepes will be making a move on the latest sicario and the American nods. 

You watch him closely and try not to fawn over his dark brown eyes. The authority in his gaze is enough to make you shiver and you urge yourself to remember he is a turncoat.

For fuck`s sake, get it together you scold yourself, you are undercover

“Gracias por la información, hasta luego” Thanks for the information, see you later Peña looks directly at you when he says see you later and you wish it were true.

“Luego” later you bite your lip and watch him leave, trying to ignore Berna`s eyes glaring into your face.

“¿Te gusta?” he growls, his face pinches with annoyance and you shake your head.

“No, solo tengo ojos por ti mi amor” No, I only have eyes for you my love you lean over and kiss his neck, placating him until he grins with triumph from your affections.

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This is my first story it is kind of gross but I’m proud

asteroids (javier peña)

dear, javier

I’ve been hiding many things from you and I feel bad I know you don’t technically like or love me but I have to get something of my chest and it may sound weird but I am tired of you leaving me when we hang out with each other, If you want to have a conversation then just text or write me back

- From Y/N

You were constantly waiting for a reply to the point you started to get anxiety. Did he hate you? Does he think you weird and doesn’t want to come in contact with you? What was it you were dying to know.

You had ballet lesson in a few minutes so you weren’t about to worry about this all day and let it get in the way of what you had to do, so you got up and got all of your stuff ready. Money, hairties, wallet, headphones, and sanitary items.

Walking into your dance studio you put all your stuff down and started to stretch. It was still on your mind it’s like it kept poking at you head you grabbed your headphones out of your bag and went to you music app and played your favorite song it’s been your favorite because your mom always played it with her violin.

You felt alive like you were soaring in the sky.

After you finished you hear clapping behind you and it was Javier and you ran towards him and wrapped your hands around his waist and started to cry and your tears soaked his shirt and they were many reasons why you were so sad. All the pain of him being with other women when you wanted alone time with him, him always leaving you, losing people you love, being alone. He always had time for other people but you and it broke your heart. He didn’t really understand that

He brung you close into his embrace he was pretty warm. ''Mi Amor, what is wrong'' he asked you. ''You always have time for other people but me'' you reply with your voice cracking a little in the process. His heart saddens and he pulls you face up by your chin and gives you a kiss on your lips. ''I will find time to spend with Mi Amor'' he then gave you a kiss on the head and walked you back to your apartment. You got an idea.

''Javi what if we went to go watch the stars?'' You asked him. ''Sure it’s a nice night out anyways'' he gave you a small smile.

You laid a blanket down on your balcony and got some drinks you put lights up and set up a calm environment for you too to enjoy.

Javier came out to the balcony and laid with you on the blanket. ''Look at how beautiful the stars and asteroids are!'' You exclaimed. ''Just like you'' he said. You face started to heat up a bit.

And for the rest of the night you guys had your hands intertwined and making out starring at the sky.

Astroids ☆

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insecure | quackity, wildspartanz | hc

headcanon: being insecure about your body during sex with quackity and wildspartanz

author’s note: this was requested (thank u anon!)

warnings: swearing, body insecurity/low self-confidence, smut

quackity

(credit to owner)

You began to feel insecure about your body when you got into high school.

It hadn’t left since.

You’d have spurts of confidence, but it never stayed.

You found yourself scared to show your body, even to the person that loved you.

Alex was in love with you.

You were beautiful to him, and he wished you could see that.

You and Alex had been dating for a while, and in the relationship, you’d expressed how much you loved him and vice versa.

Alex loved everything about you.

But you found yourself wanting to have sex with the lights off, or wanting to wear a shirt, etc.

Alex had just got back from Vidcon.

You missed him, and he’d missed you.

You were both tired but you wanted to have some fun.

“I missed you.”

You said softly, sitting on Alex’s lap.

You rolled your hips across his groin, leaning down to kiss him.

“I missed you too.”

The lights were already off as you two were fixing to head to bed.

You and Alex began to go at it, you removed his clothes, and Alex tried removing yours, but you insisted on keeping your shirt on.

After getting naked, or partially, You rode him.

You felt like you were squashing him, sitting on his hips and bouncing on his dick, but he assured you that he was fine.

Alex began to run his hands up your shirt.

“What are you doing?” 

You asked, stopping. 

You hopped off of him and stared at him.

“Did I do something wrong? I’m so sorry-”

“N-No, you’re fine I just, let’s go to bed.”

You put your underwear and shorts back on.

“Hey, is everything alright?”

Alex asked, pulling his boxers up.

“I’m fine-”

“You’re not. What is it?”

You looked at Alex. He was worried.

“I- You could do so much better than me. I’m ugly and disgusting and-”

“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there. You are fucking beautiful.”

“Alex-”

You laughed, trying to lighten the mood, you’d said what you said, and Alex was just denying the truth.

“No. You are the most beautiful girl, and I mean that. And I know that sometimes it feels like you aren’t but god, you are gorgeous.”

Alex’s head rested on your shoulder.

He placed a small kiss on your shoulder and rubbed your back.

“We can do something fun tomorrow if you want.”

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

You gave Alex a small smile and laid down with him.

Alex tossed an arm over your waist and hugged you close to him.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

wildspartanz

(credit to owner)

You and Brandon had been together for a few months now.

And you’d had sex before.

You liked to wear shirts or have sex with the lights off.

You were always worried that Brandon wouldn’t like you if you took your shirt off, or he’d leave if he saw you.

You didn’t think you were very pretty.

But Brandon did. 

He loved you.

He could stare at you all day, just basking in your beauty. 

And on top of all of that, you were sweet, caring, and funny.

You were the whole package.

So when Brandon noticed how upset you got when the lights were on, or when he wanted to take your shirt off, he said something.

You and him were laying on the couch.

Brandon’s fingers were tracing shapes on your thigh.

You spread your legs and let him move his hand down to your underwear.

Brandon began to rub his fingers along your folds, your wetness soaking through your underwear.

“F-fuck.”

You breathed out. 

Brandon smiled, moving your underwear to the side and dipping his finger inside you.

You let out a small moan and tilted your head back.

Your toes curled as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you at a faster pace.

You felt yourself reaching the edge.

You came on Brandon’s fingers.

Brandon pulled his fingers out and licked them clean.

Brandon switched positions and hovered over you.

Brandon went to pull your shirt up.

You stopped his hands.

“Is everything okay? Did I do somethin-”

“No. It’s fine, you’re fine I’m-”

“Are you okay?” Brandon asked, sitting back down on the couch beside you.

“I just, I don’t want you to see me naked. You’ll think I’m ugly.”

“Why would you think that?”

Brandon’s lips formed a thin line.

“Because it’s true! I’m ugly-”

“No, you aren’t. You’re beautiful.”

You looked at him, gripping the hem of your shirt.

“You’re so fucking beautiful. You’re so out of my league.”

“Brandon-”

“No, (y/n), you’re so gorgeous, and you’re funny and sweet and the best girlfriend ever.”

“I love you so so much.”

Brandon wrapped his arms around you, giving you a hug.

“I love you too.”

You said softly, feeling a bit better.

“You wanna get ice cream?”

Brandon poked your arm.

“Ice cream?”

You asked, a small smile on your lips.

“Yeah, ice cream fucking rocks.”

“Ice cream sounds good.”

- - 

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I love him, he is such a fuckin dork

Day 9: New Year’s Eve

The Mandalorian x reader

Word Count: 445

For the 12 days of fic-mas challenge created by @kimlovesgrahamscott

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