Reblogging For The Best Of Luck :)

I was on discord and my name on it was roman reigns' bitch and i get on tumblr and say this

bonus:

I love him, he is such a fuckin dork

I NEED FANFICS OF THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY AFTER I WATCHED THE MOVIE I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM

i have a feeling that gerry poisoned the wine CAN WE JUST BE HAPPY WITHOUT HER RUINING THE MOMENT

What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Chapter 12: Modern Love

Maxwell Lord x F!Reader

Summary: Maxwell Lord is successful, handsome and can have anything he wants with a snap of his fingers. He is living the American dream until his mother turns his life upside down by going behind his back to organize an arranged marriage to help take Chimtech Consortium to new heights. The only thing worse than not being in control is that his bride-to-be is you, the one person he cannot stand.

Warning: Smut and swearing is most chapters but in this chapter: swearing, smut. PSA: Maxwell Lord has a breeding kink 

A/N: WE MADE IT FOLKS! The wedding! As always, I simply adore every comment I get on this story, the response has been insane! I love it! Thank you to @absurdthirst​ for being my partner in crime as always.

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“Max” you whine, digging your nails into the sheets, trying to grasp at the silk material.

“Come on honey, one more for daddy” he pleads, his hips hitting against your ass as he pounds into you from behind.

“Baby please” you beg, forehead dropping to rest on your forearm when your arms collapse, your ass jiggling with every thrust and Maxwell groans, his fingers splayed out across your lower back.

“Tell me what you want” he grunts, his free hand squeezing your breast, dragging you up so your back presses against his damp chest.

He pinches your nipple and you gasp, turning to nuzzle your nose against his jaw.

“I want-” you whimper when his hand trails down your torso, fingers dipping into your belly button before cupping your mound, his fingertips brushing against your clit.

“Max, please” you beg, nails digging into his forearm.

“Tell. Me. What. You. Want” he punctuates each word with a thrust, his cock hitting that spot deep inside of you to make you sob.

“I want you to fill me. Fuck me full of your cum. I want you to put a baby in me” your words are high pitched and muffled into his neck but he smirks, hearing every desperate syllable.

His cock pulses inside of you and he is so close but he wants to feel you clench around him.

“Cum for me honey” his fingers dip lower and he rubs circles on your clit, his groan and your whine combine and echo around the bedroom when you clench around him.

“Fuck, I love you” you cry, shaking in his arms as he makes you cum again.

“Oh” he chokes and you press your lips to his jaw, sucking lightly.

“Cum for me Maxie, I want you to fill me full of your seed and make me round with your child” you say into his skin and his thrusts stutter.

His arm tightens around your waist and his hand spreads over your stomach while his cock pulses inside of you. His lips press against your ear as he breathes out your name and he pants through his release.

Max wakes up, sweat beading on his forehead and his cock throbbing in his sleep pants.

“Fuck” he groans, wiping his head with the back of his hand.

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imagine having to go to the bathroom and undoing FIVE FUCKING BUTTONS

Fuck, now i need more smiling Geralt.

the FUCK

a coon is a black who acts anti black like miss ma'am who supports a cop and army fucker

Just by the way you said “a black” give me real strong white person tryna be wokely racist vibes

ELECTRIC CHAIR!

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insecure | quackity, wildspartanz | hc

headcanon: being insecure about your body during sex with quackity and wildspartanz

author’s note: this was requested (thank u anon!)

warnings: swearing, body insecurity/low self-confidence, smut

quackity

(credit to owner)

You began to feel insecure about your body when you got into high school.

It hadn’t left since.

You’d have spurts of confidence, but it never stayed.

You found yourself scared to show your body, even to the person that loved you.

Alex was in love with you.

You were beautiful to him, and he wished you could see that.

You and Alex had been dating for a while, and in the relationship, you’d expressed how much you loved him and vice versa.

Alex loved everything about you.

But you found yourself wanting to have sex with the lights off, or wanting to wear a shirt, etc.

Alex had just got back from Vidcon.

You missed him, and he’d missed you.

You were both tired but you wanted to have some fun.

“I missed you.”

You said softly, sitting on Alex’s lap.

You rolled your hips across his groin, leaning down to kiss him.

“I missed you too.”

The lights were already off as you two were fixing to head to bed.

You and Alex began to go at it, you removed his clothes, and Alex tried removing yours, but you insisted on keeping your shirt on.

After getting naked, or partially, You rode him.

You felt like you were squashing him, sitting on his hips and bouncing on his dick, but he assured you that he was fine.

Alex began to run his hands up your shirt.

“What are you doing?” 

You asked, stopping. 

You hopped off of him and stared at him.

“Did I do something wrong? I’m so sorry-”

“N-No, you’re fine I just, let’s go to bed.”

You put your underwear and shorts back on.

“Hey, is everything alright?”

Alex asked, pulling his boxers up.

“I’m fine-”

“You’re not. What is it?”

You looked at Alex. He was worried.

“I- You could do so much better than me. I’m ugly and disgusting and-”

“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there. You are fucking beautiful.”

“Alex-”

You laughed, trying to lighten the mood, you’d said what you said, and Alex was just denying the truth.

“No. You are the most beautiful girl, and I mean that. And I know that sometimes it feels like you aren’t but god, you are gorgeous.”

Alex’s head rested on your shoulder.

He placed a small kiss on your shoulder and rubbed your back.

“We can do something fun tomorrow if you want.”

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

You gave Alex a small smile and laid down with him.

Alex tossed an arm over your waist and hugged you close to him.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

wildspartanz

(credit to owner)

You and Brandon had been together for a few months now.

And you’d had sex before.

You liked to wear shirts or have sex with the lights off.

You were always worried that Brandon wouldn’t like you if you took your shirt off, or he’d leave if he saw you.

You didn’t think you were very pretty.

But Brandon did. 

He loved you.

He could stare at you all day, just basking in your beauty. 

And on top of all of that, you were sweet, caring, and funny.

You were the whole package.

So when Brandon noticed how upset you got when the lights were on, or when he wanted to take your shirt off, he said something.

You and him were laying on the couch.

Brandon’s fingers were tracing shapes on your thigh.

You spread your legs and let him move his hand down to your underwear.

Brandon began to rub his fingers along your folds, your wetness soaking through your underwear.

“F-fuck.”

You breathed out. 

Brandon smiled, moving your underwear to the side and dipping his finger inside you.

You let out a small moan and tilted your head back.

Your toes curled as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you at a faster pace.

You felt yourself reaching the edge.

You came on Brandon’s fingers.

Brandon pulled his fingers out and licked them clean.

Brandon switched positions and hovered over you.

Brandon went to pull your shirt up.

You stopped his hands.

“Is everything okay? Did I do somethin-”

“No. It’s fine, you’re fine I’m-”

“Are you okay?” Brandon asked, sitting back down on the couch beside you.

“I just, I don’t want you to see me naked. You’ll think I’m ugly.”

“Why would you think that?”

Brandon’s lips formed a thin line.

“Because it’s true! I’m ugly-”

“No, you aren’t. You’re beautiful.”

You looked at him, gripping the hem of your shirt.

“You’re so fucking beautiful. You’re so out of my league.”

“Brandon-”

“No, (y/n), you’re so gorgeous, and you’re funny and sweet and the best girlfriend ever.”

“I love you so so much.”

Brandon wrapped his arms around you, giving you a hug.

“I love you too.”

You said softly, feeling a bit better.

“You wanna get ice cream?”

Brandon poked your arm.

“Ice cream?”

You asked, a small smile on your lips.

“Yeah, ice cream fucking rocks.”

“Ice cream sounds good.”

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yOU DOnT HAvE TO SUCk mY WIlLy

MIRIO SAYING ITADAKIMASU BEFORE EATING YOUR PUSSY😭😭😭 - miriosprincess

a simple kiss with your boyfriend mirio turned into a makeout session, which transpired into a heated makeout session, which now led to you stripping off each other’s clothes. your fingers frenzied over his hot skin, mentally memorizing the scars that littered his body as he walked you somewhere.

you felt your body going weightless as you were then thrown into the air, your shocked gasp escaping your mouth as you crashed against the bed. your eyes fell onto mirio who’s blue eyes were clouded in lust and love, and then they trailed down to the obvious and large bulge in his boxers. you, still being a virgin, panicked as he began to crawl onto the bed.

“w-wait—” your hands flew up to stop him— “I’m not ready!”

mirios eyes blink rapidly as shame shoots through you, why did you do this? the two of you were now completely riled up!

“that’s okay!” mirio laughs as he sits back, the smile on his face is strained, but it’s honest.

your eyes blink rapidly as you shake your head, “I... are you sure?! I made you horny for shits sake!” you exclaim as you point at the tent in his underwear.

again mirio laughs as he shakes his head now, “it’s okay, sunflower, if you’re not ready for it, no matter how crazy horny you make me, I won’t force you! trust me you get me excited all the time, but I will never ever force myself on you!”

your eyes fall as you sigh, “I feel bad...”

“there’s no need to be!” mirio insists as he slides off the bed. “i’ll go get our clothes and then we can watch a show!”

you frown as the throb in your core is undeniable, you’re horny but not ready for sex.

“m-mirio,” you stammer as he reaches the door, “i’m not ready yet, but would you— I mean, do you...”

“are you ready for oral sex?” mirio asks, his eyes huge. “you don’t have to suck my willy you know?”

you nod your head as you look away, “I want to try...”

mirio nods as he approaches you again, his hands touching your panties and pulling them down as he sucks in a heavy breath. he makes eye contact with you as his calloused and scarred fingers brush your wet slit and you moan as they press into you. he lowers to your entrance and inhales sharply.

“itadakimasu,” he grins as his mouth comes in contact with your pussy and your pleasurable cries fill the air.

dear, fanfic writers not every girl in the world is white, skinny, and has blue eyes and straight hair

please be more considerate that they are poc and other people of color who read fanfics

not everyone is a female. Males read them to as well like non-binary and genderfluid people

if it is an x-reader DONT USE YOUR OC nor do you USE THE WRONG TAGS

it is so annoying to search up a x-reader to see some basic ass oc

dont waste people’s time tagging the wrong on please just don’t

this is kind of off topic but DONT ASK WHEN A STORY IS BEING UPDATED

THIS MADE ME SMILE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CRYINGB SESSION

WATER BISCUIT IN A SUIT LMFAO

But honestly the man exudes sexy and BDE regardless but when he’s a little more grimy...yes mhm yes