If I'm Not Supposed To Enlist, Then Why Did They Make All The Propaganda So Enticing.

Junge, tragen Sie Padmes Kleid normalerweise in Ihrem Matheunterricht um 7 Uhr morgens. Hören Sie auf, sich von der modernen Welt sagen zu lassen, dass wir uns nicht so kleiden können, als würden wir Naboo retten.

You dare try to strangle me with the red string of fate? You mean the one that ties us together for eternity? Do it then. Go for it. I'll jump off a cliff and drag you down with me.

I don't care who you are, if there is a boop button on your account, I am pressing it.

Alles an diesem Outfit ist richtig gemacht. die Länge, die Ärmel, die Armbänder, das Kopfstück. alles davon. Warum kleiden wir uns nicht alle so

Is it so wrong to read a book purely for the chance to be in on the jokes, for the chance to be apart of a group of people that you have never and will never meet. I want to get the joke and be in the group. I want to be one of you, for if I am you, I need not be myself. Therefore, I read the book.

Cogito, ergo quack quack

I support Max's right and wrongs. Yes, right now there are a lot more wrongs than there are rights; I'm still rooting for him. He could rob a bank and still be completely babygirl in my eyes

I don't know who I would be today if I had never read Flowers for Algernon. If my soul had not been crushed on that fateful day when I finished the book, I fear I would've ended up a monster with no hope of ever changing. I would give almost anything to read that book for the first time again. Nothing in this life or the next will ever live up to the anguish I felt reading that last page. What a beautiful feeling it was.

All results, standings, and penalties cease to matter when the mariachi F1 theme is playing