I Don't Care Who You Are, If There Is A Boop Button On Your Account, I Am Pressing It.

I do not wish to be human anymore. I would just like to be vaguely human shaped and squeezed tremendously tightly. Even more so I would like to go hitchhiking through the galaxy with a human shaped alien from Betelgeuse V. I would like to visit an island full of genetically engineered dinosaurs. I would like to go on a quest to find a stolen lightning bolt. Considering what is actually within the realm of possibility, just a good tight squeeze will do.

It's a good thing I like trains and feeling like I'm smarter than everyone else, because otherwise, I would have quit on Atlas Shrugged.

Why did people stop making happy friendship music?? I want serotonin. I want joy. I WANT TO JUMP UP AND DOWN GLEEFULLY!!! LET ME BE JOYFUL YOU ABSOLUTE TRACTOR

I like this hill; I think I'll die on it.

Sudden and gratuitous total existence failure... what a way to go

I don't think I've ever been as attached to a paragraph of writing as I am to this one

Fernando Alonso is so cool, I wish cars were real

I support Max's right and wrongs. Yes, right now there are a lot more wrongs than there are rights; I'm still rooting for him. He could rob a bank and still be completely babygirl in my eyes

If I'm not supposed to enlist, then why did they make all the propaganda so enticing.

They really got me with the insta edits, take me out and slowed Macarena were shockingly convincing

"The ships hung in the sky much in the same way that bricks don't" yes, for everything. Anything that could ever happen, could happen much in the same way that bricks don't, even if bricks do.