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No you don’t get it! The pen causes planets! We need to get rid of pens so there aren’t as many of these dangerous planets around!

see him schmoove

Gender is a scam invented in the 1950s by Wario to sell more bathrooms

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arrrgggh! I just finally managed to picture a rotating apple in my mind with perfect clarity when a rotating mind horse appeared and immediately ate it!!

As someone who’s never seen kingdom hearts- yeah. Seems about right.

@a-slimy-dragon

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

Poor Dorian. He doesn’t deserve this.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

So toothy

Sometimes my friend just types "smiles" and it freaked me out the first few times because this is what I imagined.

Here's a little gift for anyone that comes across it :3

Hey OP- you missed the naked one. That one is pretty silly methinks.

Some of the silliest new sprites we got today from the article

Creds to Team Cherry