Sirius Is The Opposite Of Touchy, Bro Will Punt You If You Get Too Close (he’s Traumatized Annoyed

Canon: They’re roommates! Best friends! Siblings! Colleagues! Sidekicks!

Fanon: They’re in love.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

It’s very strange that I keep making Sirius French even though I headcanon him interchangeably as French and Russian. Do you guys want me to make him Russian more often? I fucking love Russian Sirius he means so much to me. I think Russian Sirius should be more popular. Also there’s so much French Sirius I want more other ethnicities for him. English Sirius is neat, too. I’ve read stuff with Korean Sirius, that’s fun, I’ve seen it a few times. I don’t think I’ve read many headcanons about Sirius other than French, which is wild because Remus has been plenty (German, Dutch, American, English, Welsh, Danish, Canadian, etc.) and James has had a bunch (Indian, desi, Filipino, Punjabi, English, Spanish, Mexican, etc.). I’m not sure why we’ve all collectively decided to make Sirius French but I’d really like some more variance.

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

Sirius Black, who was extensively physically, mentally, and emotionally abused by Walburga and Orion more times than he can count, helping Harry through the effects of what Vernon and Petunia did to him

@aubacus is excluded from this guessing, as she knows me irl and that is cheating

reblog this to have people guess what you look like in your inbox :3

IF YOU POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF YOURE CHEATING >:( /j

Lily Evans, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald, Pandora Lovegood, Dorcas Meadowes, Emmeline Vance, Andromeda Tonks, Alice Fortescue, Amelia Bones, Charity Burbage, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Nymphadora Tonks, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey, Irma Pince, Euphemia Potter, Hope Lupin, Fleur Delacour, Molly Weasley… gah there’s so many I love women so much

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

Me whenever I write about Sirius: Have I mentioned how TALL he is? How STRONG? Have I told you that he’s BROAD? That he’s TALL? That he’s so TALL and STRONG and BROAD?

I would like to have all of them… please…

A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.

And then Sirius is still better 😭

regulus joined the slytherin quidditch team just to spite sirius. like "oh you think you're so good? well i'm gonna join and ruin all the fun for you so i can be better at this thing you enjoy". hilarious and sad at the same time

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT A MISTAKE

Sirius smokes. Remus sits outside to talk to him while he does it. James follows them out and blows bubbles just to hang out with them. Peter follows James out and watches the smoke and bubbles.