@aubacus Is Excluded From This Guessing, As She Knows Me Irl And That Is Cheating

This is… oddly comforting, for some strange reason I can’t quite place. It’s a very lovely way to say things that we know are all true.

hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

Bestie that is close enough that we are kind of siblings but not quite because we talk about sex stuff for that too much (I am not dating them you freak shhhh)

Me when I love somebody so much I write them porn for their birthday (targeted)

Sirius runs hot, Remus runs cold. Remus’ hands and feet are constantly frozen. When they sleep, Remus warms himself up by tucking his toes against Sirius’ legs and shoving his hands up his shirt/pressing them against his chest or back. Sirius never says anything, even though it’s always jarring and uncomfortable, because Remus is sleeping and cute. Remus also likes creeping up behind Sirius and putting his cold-ass hands up the back of his shirt, because it makes Sirius yelp and he finds it hilarious.

Oh my god, you’re so right! I’m imagining that the above scene took place in their dorm, because, again, traumatized and terrified, respectively. But even when they’re not on top of each other (like they are in private) they’re always touching somehow, even if it’s just holding hands. They’re physically close in public, but like Velcro in private.

WolfStar is disgustingly cuddly, even though Sirius is, typically, quite averse to physical contact (traumatized and physically abused) and Remus isn’t too touchy (scared people will find out his secret). The running excuse is that Remus is cold all the time (true) and Sirius doesn’t care (untrue) and is always warm (true). Before they go public with their relationship, everyone is mind boggled.

“You don’t care… that Moony is, quite literally, sitting in your lap, inside your jumper with you.”

“Why would I care?”

“One time, Marlene hugged you from behind without sufficient warning and you didn’t let anyone touch you for a week straight.”

“And?”

“… And now you and Moony have been cuddling for well over an hour, but you’re still sitting there doing nothing about it?”

“Astute observation, Prongs.”

“Y’know, Si, if you want me to move—”

“Who the fuck said I wanted you to move?”

“Well, James is right— you don’t usually like—”

“You’re cold, I’m warm. You’re all cuddled in. We’re both comfortable. Why should you move? That makes no sense, Moons.”

“Yeah, you’re right. That doesn’t make sense. I’ll stay here.”

“But? Padfoot? Hates? Being? Touched?”

Sirius Black, who was extensively physically, mentally, and emotionally abused by Walburga and Orion more times than he can count, helping Harry through the effects of what Vernon and Petunia did to him

SIRIUS IS CANONICALLY THE TALLEST MARAUDER!!!

I will always and forever give my dearest Reloops a cane and chronic pain + back/hip/leg issues. I’ve been looking for excuses to do a Remus-centric fic in which he gets to have a cane + crutches + walker + wheelchair depending on his physical abilities/pain levels/weakness each day. Remus with chronic illness is also very dear to my heart. Disabled Remus is general is just really awesome, in my opinion. Lycanthropy is such a good metaphor for disability and, even in non-muggle AUs, there’s no way such brutal transformations twice a month wouldn’t affect his physical health.

Maybe this is my sign to start that fic…

fanfiction writers!!! special request to all of you!!! I need more fanfics where Remus needs and uses crutches!!! (especially if in the fanfic Remus has lycanthropy) I only see fanarts but rarely fanfics :(((((

If anyone knows of any fanfics where Remus uses a crutch or a cane, please send them to me!

That wasn’t me who said that omg who would call you that………..

Music stuff occasionally because you are. A. Loser. LOL (bullying you)

You sound like the “*straight*” guys at our school projecting by calling me a fag…. You wish you were as slay as me (love you too bestie <3)

They look the same (my dog when he was younger)!!

This isn't a perfect pic because I can't access a better one right now but I swear, in person he has the same brown on his nose and everything

i’m sorry but have u ever seen a more perfect creature??

Bestie go get some sleep 😭

James believed in monsters in his closet.

Peter believed in monsters under his bed.

Remus believed in monsters breaking his bedroom window.

Sirius believed in monsters sleeping in the bedroom a few floors above his.