*gripping Your Shoulders And Shaking You* You Gotta Promise Me One Thing, If Nothing Else. You Have To

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

Every friend group should include…

A himbo:

A mean bisexual:

An even meaner bisexual:

A pan with a plan (x2):

She/theys:

He/theys:

Token straight on thin fucking ice:

An astrology bitch that has everyone’s charts memorized:

A short king:

Shoutout to the besties @storiesofsvu and @alexusonfire for helping out with the rankings!

🌻 a sunflower for everyone who is not feeling well today

Me listening to Ryan Gosling’s voice on the Dead Man’s Bones album:

i’m so hurt

People: “it’s still only Jul-

Me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

currently consuming Ryan Gosling content like it’s crack

Imagine preferring a convicted felon over a woman. Imagine choosing that felon for president over a woman. Imagine choosing the convicted village idiot over a qualified woman.

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly