A himbo:
A mean bisexual:
An even meaner bisexual:
A pan with a plan (x2):
She/theys:
He/theys:
Token straight on thin fucking ice:
An astrology bitch that has everyone’s charts memorized:
A short king:
Shoutout to the besties @storiesofsvu and @alexusonfire for helping out with the rankings!
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Black Mirror creators be like
“They should recast Ellie, Bella Ramsey shouldn’t be El-”
how about you shut the FUCK up — they are great Ellie, you fuckwads
Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.
as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.
Me listening to Ryan Gosling’s voice on the Dead Man’s Bones album:
my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist