Mood For The Day.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

i don’t like this, chrissy

It’s time.

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

(combining my two current obsessions 😏)

TBOSAS Characters as Hozier Tweets

Coriolanus Snow:

Lucy Gray Baird:

Sejanus Plinth:

Dr Gaul:

Every friend group should include…

A himbo:

A mean bisexual:

An even meaner bisexual:

A pan with a plan (x2):

She/theys:

He/theys:

Token straight on thin fucking ice:

An astrology bitch that has everyone’s charts memorized:

A short king:

Shoutout to the besties @storiesofsvu and @alexusonfire for helping out with the rankings!