Khonshu Every Time Steven’s In Control

truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

Every friend group should include…

A himbo:

A mean bisexual:

An even meaner bisexual:

A pan with a plan (x2):

She/theys:

He/theys:

Token straight on thin fucking ice:

An astrology bitch that has everyone’s charts memorized:

A short king:

Shoutout to the besties @storiesofsvu and @alexusonfire for helping out with the rankings!

The Batman was THE MOVIE

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

ok hear my out, I think josh would make an INCREDIBLE emcee from cabaret

the emcee is like the perfect mix of sexy and bizarre and you cannot tell me he wouldn’t eat up this role

There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist