Itgirlscout - IT Girl Scout

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

anyway sorry for being weird and horny I don't plan on stopping though

Dysphoria is stupid. "I need fat boobs for mental health" sounds like a gooner meme but it's literally how it works. I got big knockers and suddenly I didn't want to kill myself anymore. Simple as

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

'Do you fall in love often?' Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a cat, with numbers, with friends, with complete strangers, with nothing at all.

Jeanette Winterson, Gut Symmetries

i dedicate my heart and soul to our lord and saviour community nbc

Autistic brain really is like, "you have to overexplain so there is absolutely zero chance for misinterpretation"

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

Windows users will do anything except try an alternative

A boy can dream, can't he?