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some of you guys are freaks :/ *reblogs*

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

we're kissing in the bathroom girl,

and I hope nobody catch us

. . . but I kinda hope they catch us.

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

we should have more bash commands with animal names. cat is great, but what about dog, raccoon or octopus? I want to sudo octopus my files.

Took a couple of laps around the hospital yesterday! Ended up walking over half a mile over the course of the day!

Feeling really good today, pain is well managed, we're a lot more mobile, feel very supported but not just our friends and loved ones but the nursing team as well (shout-out to Madison in particular)! Things are really moving in the right direction and it's nice to have the doctors come in every day and hear "yep that's how everything is supposed to look and you're doing great!"

The humble and beautiful PDF does not deserve to now have the term “PDF file” be a censored version of the word pedophile. She has been nothing but good to us. You all apologize right now