Itgirlscout - IT Girl Scout

Guys what the fuck

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

me deleting my posts cuz my other personality saw it and didn't like it

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

I love it when a salesperson with a lot of expertise tells you something and you can just tell there's like a hour long rant hidden behind the words.

It’s not even funny how often I quote Chang on a daily basis.

“I’m literally dying” will never leave my vocabulary

the bitch is not in fact back, the bitch is ✨severely depressed✨

@tumblr pls stop with the amazon ads diguised as posts. Its very not cool.