Me, Watching NM For The Millionth Time Knowing Edward Leaves Bella:

Emmett to Jasper right after the papercut incident:

the isabella swan dictionary

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

The moment everyone’s heart stopped…

Emmett: (to Bella) Oh my god, that shirt looks great! I bet it would look even better on Edward’s floor.

Edward: Are you hitting on Bella for me?

some random i met on tinder texted me about twilight out of the blue without any indication from me whatsoever that i am in fact twilight trash i have to scream i’ll keep y’all updated

jasper: *tries to bite bella, again*

esme and carlisle: 

Twilight (2008) + letterboxd reviews (insp)

“That’s what I’m talkin’ about.”