The Cullens But They Use Ig

my favorite fucking line in new moon

alice, taking carlisle on a shopping spree: bitch when i’m done with you, they’re gonna be calling you carstyle

carlisle, terrified: who is they

Knowing myself, I probably started giggling like crazy when I read that!

me, a brunette, as a 12 year old when edward told bella that he prefers brunettes

people in this town…dr cullen is a brilliant surgeon who could probably work in any hospital in the world, make ten times the salary he gets here we’re lucky to have him lucky that his wife wanted to live in a small town he’s an asset to the community and all of those kids are well behaved and polite i had my doubts when they first moved in with those adopted teenagers and all i thought we might have some problems with them but they’re all very mature i haven’t had one speck of trouble from any of them that’s more than i can say for the children of some folks who have lived in this town for generations and they stick together the way a family should camping trips every other weekend just because they’re newcomers people have to TALK

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight (2008)

Glee (2013) // The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

if midnight sun doesn't include edward daydreaming about eating bella out on her period, then it is just too unrealistic, sorry

I've finished re-reading Twilight, and omg, I forgot Tyler went to Bella's house on prom night, to pick her up, thinking she was gonna be his date! The level of delusion!

Also, I can't wait to read this on Midnight Sun so we can hear Charlie on the phone with Edward "Hey Edwin, there's a guy named Tyler here, says he's Bella's date... You kids need to sort this out on your own, I have a game to watch!"

THE CULLENS: “SOFT” VS. “VAMPIREY”