My Favorite Fucking Line In New Moon

bella: finds out jacob imprinted on her daughter and goes off at him

edward:

Carlisle: Really? because if my house could talk it would say “Emmett’s a Liar and I'm on fire.”

Seth Clearwater, standing on the lawn of the Cullen residence at 3am: YO EDWARD I MADE YOU A MIX-TAPE! I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE SOME MUSIC THAT ISN’T SAD! SHOULD I JUST CHUCK IT THROUGH THE WINDOW OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX??

Emmett, yelling back: BELLA JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT EDWARD STARTED CRYING SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHUCK IT IN!

concept: the wolf pack but the shift is a lot less violent when it happens and is instead a blink and you miss it moment and one day bella is driving with jacob in the rabbit, he sneezes, and suddenly there’s a wolf in the front seat and bella is screaming as jacob tries to drive with all four paws at once

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

the isabella swan dictionary

“Old school. Great. What’s that? Like a code for something?”

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.