I Did Something…. I’m Sorry…

Robert Pattinson putting tin foil in his microwave in his GQ interview was such a Charlie Swan mood.

That man really be making twilight references just like that. We're ungrateful.

Midnight Sun in the Headlines:

people in 2008: this is just a phase, no one cares about twilight

people in 2020:

Edward the night before his wedding: So, uh, sort of an awkward question, but is there a particular brand of condom I should be using?

Carlisle: Condoms? We’re vampires, son. Don’t worry about those.

Edward: Oh. :)

Edward later, during his honeymoon: Bella’s pregnant.

Carlisle:

Michael Welch auditioned for the part of Edward Cullen.

Imagine that.

edward: em, is that my jacket?

emmett: nope

edward: it sure looks like my jacket-

emmett: it’s the fluorescents

edward: bella, i can’t believe you told him th- 

i know we all like to clown on our emo king Edward Cullen here but listen when he took his first and only love to this stupid highschool dance and she’s all like 🥺 “i’m too clumsy to dance” and he just lifted her up on his own feet and danced with her so she wouldn’t get hurt and it’s just so fucking soft he never had the chance to put all his 19th century moves on anyone and now he has this beautifully awkward girl he loves more than anything and he just wants to dance with her and no you know what nothing is a better love story than twilight

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