Ya Having Fun There @narniasclosetvoltron

I apologise for the confusion I have entered the building all the men I’ve dated figured out they were trans after I’m so gay I turn straight relationships into gay ones by turning people into girls. Also no one straight could date me because I am neither girl nor boy I am 3 genderless goblins in a trench coat

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

I would like to apply and offer lylabys and sweet caresses and of course you can play with my hair but I get to play with yours too

now hiring: cuddle buddy. no strings attached, just hold me close until i fall asleep and let me play with your hair from time to time

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

No my dudes let’s not. Love this dynamic but the only jumping off bridges you 2 beutiful people should do is bungie jumping

oh, throw me off a bridge already

Born to be the horny bard forced to be that dm

I am not saying that I am somehow all of those... but I am all of those..

Craig is the voices in my head (he’s easier to deal with now he has a name and pronouns cause I can just say Craig shut the fuck up no one likes you and it gives me a laugh)

You must now list five things that make you happy, as well as send an ask into the inbox of the last ten people who reblogged from you, asking them to do the same!!!

I choose to ignore this as I’ve been up since 4

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

WHOEVER CAN STRING MY HUSBANDS OLD BOW AND SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES CLEANLY WILL BE THE NEW KING SIT DOWN AT THE THROWN AND RULE WITH ME AS HIS QUEEN

And literally everything else from epic the musical

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

That’s cool thank you for answering my question

took forever but now we got simplyplural downloaded on our laptop, so that's cool

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"Wait, Ekko likes it when I top him?"