Born To Be The Horny Bard Forced To Be That Dm

No my dudes let’s not. Love this dynamic but the only jumping off bridges you 2 beutiful people should do is bungie jumping

oh, throw me off a bridge already

wtf my lollipop just fell outa my mouth

prolly my worst post yet-

should this be tagged with like a trigger warning and if yes which one?

Okay this prolly already exists but like I just had the idea what if there were vibrators you could download sounds on, like ur gfs voice notes, and then it vibrates with the soundwaves

idk man but that seems really hot to me-

Wdym that was extremely productive

I’m a gay supervillain watch ou

Craig is the voices in my head (he’s easier to deal with now he has a name and pronouns cause I can just say Craig shut the fuck up no one likes you and it gives me a laugh)

You must now list five things that make you happy, as well as send an ask into the inbox of the last ten people who reblogged from you, asking them to do the same!!!

I choose to ignore this as I’ve been up since 4

MUUUUUMMMMM, mama, *3 fingers to forehead tap twice*

How do yall refer to your mother? I was just informed that the term “ma” is not a widespread thing

ok

If this gets um…

5k notes before June I’ll come out to my mom as genderfluid

(No note limits or tag limits)

I’ll tag a few

@frankiefridayyy @spaghettihell @saltywastelandjase @narniasclosetvoltron @xxmiloxxx @xoxoskylerrr101 @emmidemi

He ran into my knife he ran into my knife 10 times

Ahhhh I have a queery for my moots and too slack to send to you all separately so imma just tag you.

You do you think save you / is saving you. You are you staying for

You don’t have to answer just thought it would be a funky question

@narniasclosetvoltron @d00zy @imqueer1209 @astray-arlo @flaming-cactus @thefetusfoggy @thorn-rambles-on

Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)

10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)

50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)

100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)

500 notes. I'll clean my room

750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)

1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)

2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)

5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3

8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month(ahhhh)

10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.

20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....

Don't you dare do this you all. >_<

(If the goal is white it means its been completed)

(If the goal is green it means it has been started but not completed)