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Going back to that place called Home.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

 “Good morning sunshine!”

Were the first words you heard when you woke up. Your covers were violently ripped off of you, the cold air clinging onto your warm body. You already knew what day it was, you already know who exactly were standing over your corpse-like body.

Today was the dreaded doctor appointment. Izuku has made sure to come with every single time, claiming he needs to make sure they “get things right.” Since he’s almost graduated in med school whenever you even step foot in a hospital he’s already attached to your hip. As much as you like to complain, you really do appreciate it. He’s always speaking up for you and making sure you get what you need. If you ever got embarrassed about something or just forgot something Izuku is telling the doctor. (one time he even told the doctor about a bad case of diarrhea and you almost died on the spot).

When you were in the hospital, Izuku would hold your hand through every hard talk, any pains, anything that made you the slightest bit uncomfortable. He was always waiting in your room when you got out of surgery, and would even get in arguments with doctors when he didn’t agree. As much as you didn’t like having someone hover you, that was a very scary time in your life and you’re glad you had him.

The other person standing behind Izuku menacingly, was of course, your best friend Hitoshi.

It’s a known fact Hitoshi struggles with expressing his feelings, and he often isolates when he does have those hard feelings. Whenever the two of you get in fights you have learned to let him cool off, let him be by himself and let him come to you. If you were to come to him first it would only piss him off more, a mistake you will never forget.

With that being said, when you were first in the hospital, and all through your healing journey Hitoshi surprised you with how open and communicative he began to be. Late at night when you couldn’t sleep he would lay in bed with you, laughing at whatever friends episode was playing. (that show later began to be you and Hitoshi’s comfort show). He would fix your hair to how you liked it, and walk you as far as he could whenever you went into surgery. He also always brought your favorite clothes, blankets, and plushies, decorating the hospital bed.

When you were home he was even more considerate, but also very strict. Izuku and him would talk back and forth with all of your dos and donts. They were like hawks watching you, and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

“I hope you both die a slow and painful death.”

You roll over on your side, putting your back to them often like how a cat does when they’re mad at their owners. You heard Hitoshi snort, and you didn’t even have to look to know Izuku was standing with his hands on his hips.

The stance reminded you of the way Katsuki stands with only one hand on his hip. You always wanted to point it out but didn’t want to make him annoyed with you. You often wonder if because they grew up together that’s how that habit started.

“Come on n/n, hou got twenty minutes to get ready.”

Izuku walked away, not knowing where he was headed as Hitoshi sat down on your bed. You were able to see him out of your peripheral, he was just sitting on his phone. His thumbs busy texting someone, presumably Kaminari.

Over the past couple weeks Hitoshi and Kaminari have been constantly hanging out, texting, and calling. Whenever Kaminari filmed any videos he would invite Hitoshi to come over and “help edit the video” but you knew he just wanted to be with Hitoshi. Anytime you brought up the possibility of Kaminari feeling the same about Hitoshi as he goes for the blond, you are immediately shut down and the conversation gets changed. It was times like those that made you want to strangle your best friend to death. Which honestly, wasn’t that rare.

“I’m not leaving until you get up.”

You groaned obnoxiously, knowing it would annoy Hitoshi. Izuku’s footsteps started to come closer to the bed now, and you felt a soft thump next to you. Curious, you moved your head so you could see what was laid next to you, and you were pleasantly surprised to see an outfit Izuku picked out for you.

“Your comfy clothes, now i’ll be in the kitchen making you avocado toast and getting your meds out.”

Soon enough, the three of you made your way to doctor’s office. You were used to the odd looks you would get because of the two men who followed you everywhere. They were practically your shadows, never leaving your side. Thankfully the doctors and nurses were used to this and always greeted you with a warm smile.

“Alright miss l/n, i have to say you’re doing a lot better than last time.”

“You have Izuku to thank for that one.”

Swinging your feat, you watched your doctor chuckle as she watched the screen intensely. Izuku was standing next to you as Hitoshi chose to sit, two very different behaviors of anxiety being performed.

“However…”

You felt Izuku go stiff next to you, as well as Hitoshi in his seat.

“However?”

Izuku’s voice came out as a squeak, not having heard that in a long time. Probably since the first semester of college whenever he gets nervous. He still has those cute squeaks, but not as often as you’d like.

“I’m not liking the way your liver is looking y/n.”

The doctor looked up at you from the computer as you smiled sheepishly. Knowing how strict Izuku and Hitoshi get, they are going to kick your ass.

“I know you’re young and at that age, but you have a serious condition here, and you need to remember how at stake your body can get.

Now I’m not too upset at the way it looks, you could easily flush this right out with plenty of water and no drinking. But still, please be careful y/n.”

Izuku and Hitoshi were now looking at you, feeling their cold stare as you smile and nodded.

Of course you knew this was a possibility, but with everything else you’ve been doing for your physical health you just assumed it would balance out. Besides, you weren’t a raging alcoholic, you just enjoyed a nice drink here and there. Drinking wasn’t going to kill you, and honestly not even the consequences of drinking. Katsuki being a perfect example.

If you hadn’t drank that night then you would have never made out with the most beautiful man on the planet. Now that was the best thing that’s ever happened to you drunk.

(the worst thing was certainly when you went on that trip to arizona and got drunk right before you landed in a local sheriff’s office. that experience alone made you want to never drink again. thought it is a good laugh now two years later)

“I’ll keep that in mind, thank you.”

The car ride back was tense.

Music playing gently in the background as Izuku gave you multiple monologues about how dangerous you’ve been living. Of course you wanted to argue back, but you couldn’t find yourself arguing with someone you love with something so stupid. Instead, you listened and apologized, trying to make Izuku feel better. Hitoshi was nodding along annoyingly, adding extra details that only makes Izuku ramble more. that’s why you made him sit in the back

As Izuku rambled about topics that don’t even have anything to do with drinking you finally pulled out your phone to respond to Katsuki.

The two of you have been texting and calling a little too much for your comfort. You really didn’t know how to feel, but you couldn’t for the life of you pull away from the man. He had such a magnetic personality, you loved every conversation with him and wanted nothing more than to be in his life.

But that doesn’t mean you’re in love with him or something. That’s crazy talk.

After Izuku made his final rant, he had to get back home to Shoto. You all made your quick goodbyes, and once the other was gone you crashed on the couch. Hitoshi found his way to the couch as well, sitting on the arm rest and you could feel his stare.

“I think I’m gonna ask out Denks”

Your whole body jolted up, a new wave of energy hitting you after your best friend muttered those words.

A wide smile spread across your face as you scooted closer to Hitoshi, but that just made him groan and hide his now red face away from you.

“Don’t make this weird n/n”

You just laughed, now grabbing Hitoshi’s hand and playing with the bracelets on his wrist. You were so excited about this, because you knew that Kaminari would say yes in a heart beat, and you especially couldn’t wait to tell Katsuki.

“I’m so proud of you.”

Groaning even more, Hitoshi sunk into the couch and swatted you away making you giggle.

There was a comfortable silence after that, before your best friend spoke up again.

“When are you gonna tell Bakugou about your condition.”

You were now looking down, Hitoshi’s word like a punch to the gut. You fiddled with your rings, letting the question hang in the air.

“I don’t know.”

Hitoshi sighed, and you could tell he was looking your way now.

You really didn’t know. You just now had a good thing going with Katsuki, you didn’t want him to look at you any differently. You had no idea how he would react, and you certainly didn’t want him to react the same way all of your friends did. You could take care of yourself, you didn’t want him to look at you as weak when you told him. You needed to prove yourself to him. Needed to accomplish something big so he knew that even though you have this condition you can still kick ass.

Not to mention, with the festival coming up you really have slowed down talking to him. You honestly preferred it this way, it made you less attached. It allowed you to stop feeling so guilty whenever you did remember he didn’t know about your health, you just needed to finish this festival. After that maybe you’ll feel better and tell him.

Maybe.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

false god

i jinxed myself on the last post whoopsies

also not a lot of writing bc there’s a chapter coming up that’s gonna be LOADED so 😬😬

also i wanted to incorporate more smau stuff into the written things i think at this point it’s just bc i’m lazy😭

anyways love ya and have a great day!!! and as always lmk if you want any x reader images or just have any questions for me!! i’ll always answer 🫶

fun facts! ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

- no yeah i’m not kidding Izuku went full karen on some poor nurse and the doctor was like pissed at izuku at first but then checked over the work and was like….”fuck the kid’s right” LMFAO

- hitoshi CAN be sweet yes it’s possible

- izuku stull has his little motor mouth moments and i for one live for it

- ever since last week katsuki has been checking up nonstop

- momo is literally y/n’s mother

- hitoshi blushes rlly easily it’s so cute

- also HEEHEH KAMINARI IS GONNA ASK HUM OUT HEHEHEHHEE

- excited

- uh i think that’s all

- i’m sorry this chapter was so short i’ve been actually busy recently 😀

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BNHA Boys Wallpapers | My Hero Academia Chapter 367 Colorspread

fucking love this! would love it to be a series

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬. possible series

summary: You were all on your own taking your ice cream until you heard some screaming and gunshots at the distance on a beach, who would’ve told you that being curious would end you up in hell.

Word count: 2,8k

Warnings: Strong lenguaje, sexual topics and graphic violence will be added (some chapters just not this one) and rampant demon horniness.. Enjoy ! !

Notes: this is a completely non-cannon story, no use of y/n, some of the characters (mostly all them) are not mine! They belong to the show Helluva boss on YouTube! Not to mention this fic was totally inspired by this one shot, so I will base some chapters off of there. Of course giving all credits to the creator, english is not my first lenguaje. (I had a boost of energy and lots of ideas at 2am that made me write this. I saw it now at my drafts so I thought of publishing it, anyways enjoy!!)

*gifs not mine.

You really didn’t know how you ended up in here.

The only thing you remembered was that you were eating up your ice cream in a bench in peace, then you heard a loud noise and screams. You went to the beach nearby where the screams came from, but when you arrived you saw a giant ass fish being killed by some red Raccoon looking ahh..

After some while you finished eating your ice cream as you watched how the little red raccoons finished killing the fish, you came closer to the group. They were talking to some other people, was that Verosika Mayday? There’s no way… The little Red raccoons opened a portal before Jumping in— Wait, the fuck?

You came closer to the portal to take a better look, no one was looking at you since the other group was being questioned by police officers. But suddenly you felt a hard push that pushed you in the portal, falling off in it.

Oh, so that was how..

Looking around to where you were it seemed like some sort of Parking lot, there were the red Raccoons everywhere, as scared and fucked up you were you took your time to round around and see for yourself where the hell you were.

Oh.

“you got to be fucking kidding me..” you put a hand in your mouth in reflex of your surprise and nervousness when you saw the real big portrait of the side of the road. “666 a new gossip in the News of hell!” what the FUCK???

“Oh I’m gonna throw up—..” You hooded your mouth, fuck that ice cream, it was gonna come out of you anyways.

After throwing up in a random alley over there you sat down in a bench you found walking around. You could hear gunshots in the background but you were used to them since you lived in a kind of dangerous neighborhood since the houses were more cheap around there.

You sighed as you took out your phone, no reception.. Fuck should you buy a hell-phone? But how much money do you have is the question. Suddenly it dawned at you as reality punched you harder than a couch to your toe.

You are in hell, you have no experience here you know nothing about this place, you don’t have a job here nor any type of money. You didn’t know anybody, neither you had a source of money you could rest in for now. You had nothing, absolutely nothing.

You felt like crying, overthinking the worst. What should you do? Fuck it was all so overwhelming. A few sobs fell out of your lips, but you felt a hand over yours. Your head snapped to where the hand came from and you saw an old lady. She had a worried look on her face as well as a confused one.

“Are you alright dear?” She asked, you didn’t know why but she seemed so nice.. And you weren’t thinking that straight since your head was in other places right now.

You told her about your problem, how you ended up here and your frustration about how you would live here because.. Let’s be honest, there was no way you would be getting to earth soon. So you had to make a living out of yourself.

This park was strangely alone at this hour, but all your thoughts went blank when the Lady caressed your hand once more with a worried look on her face, but it was kind in some way.. “You must be so scared..” she whispered, that made you sigh. She was right.

“Let me tell you something, why don’t you stay in my farm. It’s a little far from the city, but that at least when you can find a job of your own honey?” Well, that caught you off guard. Completely.

You should’ve taken this badly, I mean, we’re in hell and this is a total stranger you met twenty minutes ago. Who knows she could maybe sell you or kill you, but what choice did you have? It was that, or be out in the street and taking again that this was hell it would be way more dangerous to stay on the streets alone than in a little farm with this nice lady.

“My children grew up to be now adults, they don’t talk to me anymore and I would love some company. I’m sure my husband would love you too.” Well now that made your heart melt, you were a very sensitive person and to think of her all alone without anyone other than her husband made you sad. And more when she grew apart from her own children.

“Okay, I’ll go with you..” she smiled, holding your hand standing up. But when you stood up you almost drag her to the air, you quickly let go of her hand as she chucked. “Right, I almost forgot”

You chuckled following her lead, looking around at the road as she drove to her home you couldn’t help to wonder how long would you be trapped in here. And who was the person that pushed you over, like why would they even do that?

You snapped out of your thoughts when the car parked in a garage, standing out of the car you saw a man over the porch. Who looked at the both of you with wide eyes and a confused look. Was it really that weird to see a human in hell? Wait, no, scratch that it really was considering you weren’t a sinner neither were you dead. You were just, there.

The woman spoke to the other guy inside the house, while you stood out looking at the field seeing all the types of animals that were there. There were pigs, bunnies, cows, bulls, birds and horses.

Wait, horses? Those horses looked so cool! They had tails with flames and a stiff skin, they are not so different of the horses in the human realm but come on they had flames.

You took several pictures of the horses, meanwhile inside the house it was a heated conversation..

“C’mon Meredith you can’t be serious about this whole letting that human stay here.” He sighed, not so sure about her choice. Taking in all the bad things that could happen if you stayed here “Please honey, she need our help. We can’t just let her be out there in the streets, besides, she could help you out on the farm.”

She was right, her husband needed an extra hand. Taking care of the whole farm by himself was taking a lot of his energy at his old age now, he needed help and it could be good the fact that you could help around. “Meredith, if people were to find out about her what would happen to us?” He looked through the window, both of them looking at you through the window while you took pictures of the horses.

“You know that people would want her. Hunt her, hunt us. You don’t know what type of people would come after her, and if they linked her to us they will come after us.” Meredith sighed, she didn’t thought of this earlier and he was right. But she wanted a little help for her husband, and for both of them to have a little company. Her husband suddenly started to cough, making the woman more worried about his health.

She brought a blanket and put it over her husbands back, as he stopped coughing she hugged his back in comfort. “You know what the doctor said, you need to avoid stress and doing heavy stuff. Just please trust me on this one honey..” She left a kiss on her husbands head, with an annoyed sigh he left her. She wasn’t wrong after all, they could actually use some help around here.

After sitting a while now out in the porch, the woman came out of the house. “What did he say?” You asked, as she smiled at you. “You will stay dear,” a really big grin plastered in your face. Suddenly possibilities didn’t look so imposible anymore. “But I need to tell you something kid, you need to work and help around here ‘Kay?” You nodded quickly without a doubt which made the woman smile.

..

It’s been a while since you’ve been living in the farm now, nothing that you could complain about tho. The food was amazing, and the animals were super cute and you loved to take care of them whenever you or the couple wanted to. One thing that you loved about living in the farm was that you could ride the horses in your free time. Eventually, you got a Job at horse teaching lessons.

You weren’t afraid of the neighbors, and surprisingly they weren’t afraid of you too. Just really really surprised that you could even exist down there. But hey, no one complained you were a good hand after all. Good kid, they said, after some couple of weeks in the business you could buy yourself a hell-phone as you called them.

It came really handy, when you were in the flower/plants field you could get easy a call from Meredith and go back to the house. Now, it wasn’t easy living with you because you weren’t a demon. The couple had to be super sneaky about you, so when outsiders came to visit the ranch you hid inside the house in your room. Not too much problem, right?

Well, after some months of your staying Meredith’s husband just got worse. With some difficulties to breath and heart problems, it was really a shame. You grew closer to the old man, and it made you sad the way that he was looking right now.

it came to a point were he had to stay in bed all day to rest, you gladly did all the Job in the farm. It wasn’t that difficult for you after all, but you guys were running out of medicine.

“We’re out of medicine for Pops” You looked worriedly at Meredith who was tired from working around in the house and helping out her husband. “Well sweetheart, I can’t really run to the store at this point. I’ll buy medicine tomorrow..” She tried to ease your nerves but that only made them grew.

“No, remember what the doctor said, Pops can’t skip any medicine. He’ll only get worse,” you made a pause as an idea popped to your head, you looked at Meredith with a smile on your face. She knew that you had something in mind “How about, I take a quick run to get medicine for pops?—“

Meredith looked at you in a hint of disapproval, but before she could say anything you spoke “Pleaseee, I swear I’ll be super low-key. And I promise I will come in the blink of an eye!” You begged her, when you had that glint in your eye she knew that you wouldn’t stop until she let you. So that’s what she did, and with a grin plastered all over your face you grabbed the keys, a hoodie and took off but not without screaming a ‘I will come early I swear!’ Before going.

It’s been a while since you were back in the loud city. You wore your hoodie all over your head, a pair of sunglasses and a mask. Driving you found the drug store where Meredith went every time you guys ran out of Medicine. You parked your car beside a huge ass van that has a logo in the center, ‘I.M.P’ Hmm strange.

You didn’t took much mind to it as you went inside the drug store. You went over to the isle four, looking for the little bottle you saw an imp with a big ass white spot in his face walking and looking for some other drug besides you. Not paying too much mind into him you took your fathers Medicine, but before you could go out of the isle you noticed how the imp was staring with wide eyes your hand.

You looked over to see if you had anything wrong and, shit! You forgot to cover your hands in front of him. Your human-skin color was standing out before his eyes before you hid them as fast as you could on your hoodie pockets. It didn’t help the fact that you had a mask and sunglasses in this heat. “Hey kid, what are you—“ You went walking as quickly as you could to the register. Him taking the drug he was looking for and following you.

Going over to the cashier you tapped the medicine in the counter, nervousness running through your whole body like a disease “Hurry up!” You told the cashier as he tapped faster on the register box. But it didn’t last when you suddenly felt a tug on your hoodie.

Ah, there was it.

Your hair slid down from your hoodie, No horns, human skin color and it was more suspicious the fact that you had a whole hoodie, mask and sunglasses in this heat.

“I knew it!” The imp shouted while you in panic grabbed the medicines and ran off. Great way to start in the city, your first time actually doing something and you already fucked it up by robbing a place.

“Wait come back here!” The imp ran after you while the cashier had wide eyes, rambling through the counter he found a phone while typing aggressively into it.

“Hey uh I think, no, I just saw a human..”

…

You were running through the parking lot while the imp chased you down, since you were faster you managed to get into the car fast enough to turn it on and take off. While the imp got into the van that was parked besides your car. “How convenient..” you thought to yourself, pressing the accelerator as fast as the car could take.

Dodging cars in the process, suddenly you took upon a closed hill and with a quick move you parked backwards. Making sure the Van wasn’t anywhere near the hill. Well damn, you still got that after a long time out of earth. Taking off in the complete opposite direction, going as quick as you could to the farm away from the city.

When you arrived to your home Meredith stood up from the couch, was she waiting for you this whole time? That’s so sweet.. “Moon pie are you okay?” She placed her warm hands over your cheeks in a comforting embrace. Which made you smile, nodding you reassured to her everything was okay.

“Look, told ya’ I would get em’ quickly.” You gave her the medicine, earning a smile from her as she walked down to her husband’s room. So you sat in the couch, still thinking about the car chase with that imp. And how it reminded you of your life in earth.

It wasn’t the best, you just.. well, existed. You didn’t exactly had a purpose. you just woke up, got to work, eat and sleep, everyday of your life in repetition. You didn’t exactly had any friends since everyone in the office kind of hated you because of a girl that made up a rumor about you sleeping with your boss.

Which wasn’t true, you told that to everyone but no one believed you. So after a while you got tired of trying, what was even the point if nobody was going to believe you anyways? You didn’t have a good relationship with your parents since they pretty much didn’t have a flying fuck about you unless people praised you.

Your father and your mother weren’t together, and you stayed with your mother. You would often be told to be seen and not heard by her, her saying “Don’t speak unless someone asks you something, in this whole room I don’t need to know you.”

It really didn’t dawn at you how fucked up your life on earth was until now. Meredith was truly your blessing, she was a good woman. You took care of them as well as they both took good care of you, starting to see them as your grandparents by now.

After a few days after the car chase, you were peacefully making breakfast. Some pancakes with fruit, keeping it balanced you then heard Meredith call you from the living room with a loud whisper. Huh? Weird.. You came walking close to her but the tv took all your attention when you saw the local news “real life human has been found at a local drugstore.” Wait, WHAT?!

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maybe my favorite danish athlete is emil nielsen, the keeper for the mens handball team

talk about a guy that looks so regular-dude and then is a force of nature

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WHY THE FUCK DOES IT FIT

since people seem to think the timing is off in the new OP, i think i know what song it was originally set to…

FREE PALESTINE

Good morning people! The world unpaused their favorite genocide today.

DO NOT STOP SPEAKING FOR PALESTINE.