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Mrow

Bakugou x roomate!reader

Summary: you've gotten yourself into a quirk accident & were now..?? a cat??

A/n: if there's one thing i like about the mha universe is that the existence of quirks make up so many plot possibilities to play with. i had a lot of fun writing this & i hope you enjoy reading too!

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You were a cat.

Your day most certainly could not get any weirder than this.

You were chasing after a petty thief down the alleyway when it happened. You almost felt bad for going after what could be the most skittish crime offender you've ever encountered.

Then she struck you with her quirk.

The force of it knocked you to the ground & your sight went blurry. You vaguely heard her apologized profusely, swearing it was an accident & stammering that you'll be able to figure out how to undo it on your own, leaving you to slowly black out.

When you came to, you found yourself absolutely drowning in a mass of clothes that you soon realized was your hero outfit. Horrified at the discovery, you looked down at your naked body only to find out you weren't exactly naked.

You were covered in fur.

Cursing out in confusion, you heard your own voice rang through the alleyway. But it didn't sound like your voice & what came out was most definitely not coherent words.

Panicked you scrambled to get out of the alley, almost plopping face first into what seemed to be a ridiculously huge puddle, barely catching yourself as you fell on your furry butt. Peering into the muddy water, you felt your heart sank at the sight of your own reflection.

You were a cat.

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You've sat at your front door for approximately 15 minutes, glaring at the wood, willing it open with your mind.

You decided quickly that heading to your agency will do you no good, already concluding you aren't getting a productive two-way conversation with anyone while you were in this form. Trying to alert other pro heroes on your way did not work out, unless them cooing & making baby voices at you counted.

The familiar sound of heavy boots approaching your door made you perk up. Your roomate was home.

You padded aside to make way for your roomate to open the door, you little body slumping in relief. You didn't notice Bakugou skeptically raising an eyebrow at your presence but saying nothing otherwise.

The click of the door unlocking had you sighing inwardly. Ugh. Thank fuck. You thought as you padded in tiredly. Curling up in bed after the day you had the only thing on your mind.

You barely made it two steps in before your feet were no longer on the ground, making you squeal in surprise.

"Oi."

You heard your own angry mewls as Bakugou grabbed you by the scruff, holding you up to his face.

"Who the fuck do you think you are waltzing in like you own this place?"

You wanted to scream. You were too tired for this shit right now.

Oh my god. Bakugou! I do own this place. Its me! Y/n!

You tried explaining to no avail as you thrashed in his hold. Bakugou muttered something about you being 'a loud little fuck too' & started heading for the front door.

This made you bristle in irritation even more.

There was absolutely no way you were turned into a cat & getting kicked out of your own apartment on the same day. Not fucking happening.

The moment Bakugou dropped you off out the front door, you launched yourself onto his pant leg before he could close the door in your face, clinging on to dear life as the blonde yelped in surprise at feeling your little claws dig into the fabric of his sweatpants.

"Are you fucking kidding me??" He yelled, swinging he's leg around, jostling you with the movement, trying to get you off of him.

No! Thats my line, you bastard! Don't fucking kid with me!

You yelled profanities at him. All of which, to your dismay, came out as high pitched wails while Bakugou stumbled around as he tried to pry you off his leg while you held on with all your might. In his struggle, he bumped into the front door, cracking it open just a smidge. Seeing this opening you leaped off of him & made a mad dash inside, hearing your angry roomate shout after you. You dove for the living room sofa, barely wiggling your way through the narrow space underneath, only just escaping the angry blonde's grasp.

You heard Bakugou yelling at you to get out, to which you yelled right back at him- non-threatening little mewls be damned. You weren't standing for this bullshit.

Fuck.

There was no way of communicating with him like this. Where the fuck was a convinient scrabble board game when you needed one.

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"Oi. Come out. You must be hungry. I got you food."

No! You'll try to throw me out again! Out of my own home may I add!

You heard Bakugou snicker at your yowls from under the sofa, making your tail puff up in annoyance.

"Calm down, brat. I won't throw you out. Promise. Just food."

You contemplated your options for a moment before relenting to his offer. Bakugou chuckled at the sight of you poking your head out of your hiding place, looking up at him with doubts written all over your furry face.

You watched him place two saucers by the table, one of steamed fish, the other filled with clean water before moving on to set his own meal & take a seat at the table. Trotting over nervously, you looked up at him one last time, just in case he was bluffing, only to have him roll his eyes at you. "Hurry up. My foods getting cold."

You tilt your head at that.

His food? Was he waiting for you to eat together?

You wanted to ask but your tummy growling & confirmation that you could hold Bakugou to his word had you making your way to your dishes. Plus your questions would only come out as mewls & squeals anyway so.

Sitting on your haunches you meowed out a 'thanks for the food' before digging in, making the blonde laugh.

"At least you have some manners for a feral little thing."

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You didn't have time to worry about getting kicked out after dinner, having seemingly become the least of Bakugou's problems after a phonecall left him agitated & fidgety.

You watched Bakugou pace the living room back & forth, whilst holding his phone up to his ear, seemingly getting more & more frustrated by the minute as he grumbled under his breath ever time the call went to voicemail.

"Mrow?"

Bakugou barely acknowledged your presence with a glance before he's dialing the number again.

"She's not fucking answering."

Who?

"The other dumbass that lives here. She should've been home ages ago. Its getting dark."

Oh. Oh, he's worried about you.

Cursing under his breath at another voicemail, Bakugou muttered something about calling your agency again while you watched him barely contain his distress as he learns no one has seen you since your patrol.

"This fucking dumbass. Where the hell are you??" Bakugou growled while tugging on the boots of his hero outfit, the worry underlying his voice made your gut churn with guilt.

You scurried over to where he sat at the door, swiftly lacing up his boots. He paused when you meowed, peaking around his side.

Keeping your eyes on his, you tested the waters by perching up on his thigh, front paws on his tummy with those red eyes watching your every move. When Bakugou didn't push you off, you continued wiggling your way up his chest, his hand instinctively coming under your legs to support you.

Face to face with him, you see the distress on his face, the expression making your heart heavy. Pushing your little body on your hind legs, you bring a paw up to the wrinkles between his brows.

I'm right here, Bakugou. You mewled quietly.

The blonde huffed out a quiet laugh at that. "Whats with you? You're way too perceptive for a regular fluffball." You perk up at his words. Maybe he'd finally notice!

Thats 'cause I'm not a cat! Its me! Y/n!

To your dismay, he only chuckled at your frantic meows. "Alright, alright. I have to go now," he rumbled out with an amused grin overlaying his worry. He stood up slowly, picking you up in his large hands to set you on the ground. "M'bringing that idiot home so I can introduce ya. I'd bet she's gonna love ya."

You could only watch as Bakugou stepped out into the night to search for you, knowing he wouldn't find you out there tonight.

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Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years

You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque

It’s happens almost every single year

Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people

But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously

Almost

Every

Single

Fucking

Year

And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose

And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza

All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan

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Mrow | Part Two

Bakugou x roomate!reader

Summary: You've been living as a cat for a week now, & you're realizing that your situation might be a little more complicated than you first anticipated.

A/n: if i'm being honest this part felt more like a filler rather than an extension to the plot :')) Oh i kept the gender ambiguous in the first part, but this kitty is a she/her from here on.

Part One

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Being a cat was jarring to say the least.

You couldn't for the life of you figure out how to groom yourself. You've tried mimicking what you've seen cats do, but would only end up with a mouthful of fur & your pelt sticking out everywhere. It had Bakugou cackling like a madman the first time he saw your failed attempts at cleaning yourself, glaring at him for even thinking this was funny.

"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PORCUPINE-"

BITCH STFU-

He helped you after though, promptly picking you up before you had the chance to storm off & sulk under the sofa with the dust bunnies. Setting you in his lap, he thoroughly brushed out your fur all the while nagging at you for looking like a freaking holy bush. You bitched right back at him of course.

"Your fur is going to get all tangled if you don't clean it properly, dumbass."

Bastard, you try licking your furry ass & see how you like it-

You might've picked up a bad habit of insisting to be carried around by the angry blonde too. But could he blame you though? Your little feet had you scrambling to keep up with his stomping around the house. Perching around on Bakugou's shoulder was just more efficient. Sometimes he even let you ride around in the hood of his sweatshirt. You had easy access to nip at his ears just to annoy him. It was a good time.

You couldn't speak, but you tried your best to convey your feelings & gratitude to the angry blonde with whatever actions & gestures you were limited to. Purring like a little engine as he allowed you to siddle up to him while he got paperwork done. Headbutting his cheek in thanks when he offered you a taste of his cooking from where you watched on his shoulder.

Bakugou was very thoughtful of your food, feeding you a variety of cooked meat so you didn't get bored with just fish. You were grateful he fed you actual food. You think if he tried feeding you kibble or gross tuna water from a packet, you'd most definitely try to fight him, ridiculous size & strength difference be damned.

You were surprised at this soft side of your roomate. He was still very much Bakugou, loud & rough around the edges, but you learned of how caring he really is under all that gruff exterior. You learned of the ways he showed his care.

You didn't expect him to be this much of cat dad though.

You were stumped on ways to tell Bakugou who you were. Damn him being a neat freak. There wasn't a single book or magazine laying around the house that gave you the chance of you pointing out words to talk to him. He wouldn't even let you into your own room.

He once left his laptop open, conveniently on Words with his unfinished report & you jumped at the chance to type out your predicament before quickly realizing your paws didn't allow you to press on less than 5 keys at once. You also got in trouble with Bakugou after. He put you in a corner for timeout & gave you the scariest glare if you even so much as lifted a furry foot to move.

It was safe to say you stayed in that corner like a little kid in trouble for the whole 30 minutes without a peep.

If that was him being mad at you- a cute little kitty that didn't know better, you couldn't imagine what face he made when he took down villains.

Must be terrifying as fuck.

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Kiri!!

You mewled excitedly, running up to greet your friend. The redhead seemed surprised but crouched down to address you with his signature friendly smile.

"Hello there. You must be the new roomate Bakubro told me so much about. I'm Kirishima, nice to meet you."

Kiri we've known each other since UA but you're so cute hi!! Please tell me you speak cat for the love of gOD-

"Well aren't you chatty," Kirishima laughed at your incessant meowing, carefully picking you up in his arms.

"She wouldn't shut up actually. You would've think she's a parrot with how much talking she does," Bakugou piped in, poking into the living room from the kitchen.

Rude!

"She's right, man. Thats not very nice," the redhead chuckled at your offended scoff, walking over to Bakugou to hand the blonde the takeaway bag he brought. Bakugou busied himself with unpacking your dinner while you catch up with Kiri- appreciating he was willing to hold a conversation with you despite you only able to respond with meows.

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"So, whats her name?" Kirishima asked after dinner, petting your head while you purred in delight in his lap at how gentle he was. It was almost as nice as someone playing with your hair.

"She doesn't have one."

"Whaaat? You've had her for a week & you haven't given her a name??" He exclaims incredulously before apologizing softly at you when you nipped at his fingers to continue petting you when he stopped.

"Tsk, she doesn't need a name. Responds just fine without one."

"Dude! Thats no way to treat a lady!"

Oh my god, Kiri, you're right! You agreed loudly before looking at your roomate accusingly. Bakugou!!

"Don't you start too, you brat."

"Well why don't you give her one now? I'm sure she'll appreciate it," Kiri laughed out as you headbutted his tummy playfully in agreement. Bakugou took a second to mull over it.

"..Sunny."

You froze at that, falling silent. Head whipping round to meet Bakugou's eyes in an owlish stare.

"Aw thats cute! How'd you come up with that?"

Bakugou held your gaze as you held his. You watched something flicker in his eyes. Something sad & regretful. Just for a second before he was turning away to continue washing the dishes.

"She reminds me of someone," he mutters so lowly, you almost missed it. Kirishima got distracted with a phone call, seeming to forget the conversation, leaving it as is. But you stared at Bakugou's back as he silently put away the plates.

Sunny.

Sunshine.

That was what he called you. Human you. Eventhough those eyes weighed down on your heart, you felt hope flicker in your chest. Maybe the day he connected the dots wasn't too far away after all.

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The atmosphere took a somber turn, when they got to the actual reason Kiri was over; you being missing.

You didn't know a lot about your situation outside. Only bits you picked up from Bakugou barking into his phone to find you. From what you collected, they've found your things in that alleyway & declared you missing, keeping it from the public though, everything still under investigation.

A quirk involvement was almost definite, with the way they found your clothes & other belongings. But they have yet to figure out the type of quirk used by the perp. The quirk that had seemingly made you vanish into thin air.

The reports sound much more morbid than the truth, you decided. It would be funny when they found out you got hit by a quirk that turned you into a cat of all things.

As you listened to Bakugou telling Kiri about your disappearance, you thought back on your situation. You were starting to doubt that this quirk was time based. It had been a whole week & there has been no signs of you returning human anytime soon. How long can a time based quirk last?? Maybe it was time you try looking for ways to turn back yourself.

You could vaguely remember the thief's words the day you got hit with the quirk before you blacked out. She said you'll be able to undo it yourself, meaning you didn't need her to undo it for you. So that means its most definitely not touch sensitive or sight based.

Maybe it was like Shinso's quirk that breaks when you felt pain? Oh, but it most definitely hurt when you fell off the bed that one morning. You were groggy & half awake & forgot your human limbs were replaced with much shorter furry feet. And of course, with your luck, Bakugou had to be there to witness you falling smack on you face with a thud. He gave you so much shit about cats landing on their feet that you got irritated enough to bite him.

And he didn't even flinch. Stupid buff as fuck prohero.

Back to your crisis at hand.

Ugh, what else could it be though?? Did someone need to know you were you for it to break? That was one hypothesis you haven't tested out. Could that be it?

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After Kiri went home for the night, you & Bakugou were both left lounging in the living room with your own thoughts, mindless television going on in the background.

Until a rare opportunity popped up- a segment of your old interview was on. You almost vibrated with elation. This was your chance! Leaping up at the opportunity, you started meowing loudly at the screen.

Bakugou! Thats me!! I'm Y/n!!

It was barely 2 seconds into the interview before the screen flicked off, leaving you gaping dejectedly at the black void left behind.

Hey!! Bakugou what-

And thats when you turned to him, only to find him with an expression you've never seen on his face.

..Bakugou?

He didn't say anything at first. Prompting you to pad up to him & nudge his arm with your head.

"Its been a week," he said flatly, eyes staring ahead at the black screen. "Its been a week & we don't even know what the fuck happened to her. Not a tip, not a hint. Nowhere to even start looking."

He clenched his jaw in frustration. Growing more & more angry as he said it out loud.

"We don't even know if she's okay. She might be hurt. Fuck. She might even be-"

You watched him cut himself off, harshly rubbing a hand down his face. You knew he had nothing to worry about. You knew you were safe. But the dejection in his voice had your heart breaking. Those red eyes that knew no defeat seemed to dull with so much worry & discouragement, that eventhough it was you he was worried for, it made something in your chest hurt.

Hey. I'm right here. You meowed softly, willing for him to understand. Willing for him to hear your words beyond those mewls. I'm here & I'm alright, Bakugou. I'm sorry to have made you worry.

You didn't see him return the first night he went out to look for you, you realized. Only knowing he was gone until so late in the night that you fell asleep waiting for him. Has this been eating at him since then? Your heart hurt at thought.

He didn't move as you clambered into his lap to look up at him, rubbing your face into his chest in what was the best you could offer in place of a hug.

You wished you could hug him properly. You decided you will, when you were human again. As thanks for always looking out for you.

"Thanks, Sunny."

You used to complain that Bakugou never showed enough emotion, never expressed his feelings enough. But after tonight, you decided you never wanted to see that look on his face ever again.

No more sitting around. You needed to break this quirk.

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A/n: what d'you guys think so far? the longer i keep this is my drafts, the more i felt like rewriting it 🥲 but I hope the cat dad!Bakugou fluff makes up for the lack of plot. I'm still figuring out most of the story & my goodness suggestions are always welcome!

I'm not sure how i feel about having a taglist so we'll see how this goes.

Series taglist: @deadpoolsvodka @zbeez-outlet @fixed211 @arael-asuka @sadcookie365 @phrogfungi

“WELCOME TO COTEA CAFE!”

Sypnosis:

With Aether and Paimon visiting your cafe everyday, a couple of his friends had started getting suspicious towards the male like— what if he was getting himself in trouble again? Which is why, the archons decided to hear their people's plea by going with the traveler on their new favorite cafe.

Genshin characters x fem!reader

Part: one, two, three, four, five.

When the people started to notice something different with their hero, a day hasn't passed yet when Aether went back to Sumeru to deliver the letter to Buer, the current dendro archon.

"You seem to be in a good mood today, traveler." Nahida, the archon, pointed out as she gave the blonde male a small smile.

"Oh! Oh! That's because we met this beautiful lady by the Qingxu pool and her dish is sooooo delicious!" Paimon exclaimed, she clapped her hands and kicked her feet in the air to emphasize the joy she was feeling.

Meanwhile, pink hues had spread across Aether's cheeks as he scratched the back of his head which earned a couple of suspicious glance by the people around them, it was an unnecessary reaction of his, but.. He remembered how comfortable he was within your company that he ended up wanting to hug you.

"Hm? What's this?" Nahida grinned, eyes brimming with delight and playfulness. Her question made the floating companion stop with her daydream and glance towards the traveler.

"I-It's nothing.. Just remembered something embarrassing." He managed to cover up his stutter by coming up with an excuse, he let out a sigh of relief when the archon seem to let it go, for now.

"Is it really nothing though?" Paimon asked, crossing her arms in front of her and tilting her head as she stared straight into Aether's eyes.

"Anyways," Nahida spoke up and it unintentionally saved Aether from being interrogated, "Please bring this to the acting grand sage and the general mahamatra." Two letters were given to him, again, he couldn't bring himself to speak up and say no to the archon, he wanted to refuse, but he knew himself that he would only feel guilty if he indeed say no.

"Okay, we'll bring these to al-haitham and cyno!" Paimon squealed and excitedly stared at the letters on Aether's grasps.

"Cynoooo!" The high-pitched voice of Paimon had gathered the attention of the people nearby, including the mentioned person himself.

"Travelers." Cyno said to acknowledge their presence, "What brings you to the village?"

"Nahida wanted us to bring you this!" Paimon informed him, automatically, Aether brought out the letter and gave it to him, "By the way, do you know where Al-haitham might be? He's nowhere to be seen in the Akademiya, not in his house either, surprisingly."

Cyno shook his head, "Forgive me, but I would seem to be useless if you're looking for that man." He stated, eyes scanning the exterior of the letter, "Although, I did heard that he went to the port with the lioness ealier."

"Dehya? That seems an odd pair." Paimon uttered, "But I guess after saving Nahida, the two became quite close!"

Nodding, Aether and Cyno bid a farewell to each other.

"Can we use the waypoint this time? It's tiring to walk all the way from here to the port." The floating companion whined, "I want to visit the co.. Cothe.. Cote? Cotey? Whatever the name of that cafe is! I just want to taste that lady's cooking againnn."

"Unfortunately, we can't use the waypoint for now." Aether informed her with a dejected tone, he too, wanted to go back to Cotea Cafe to bask within your presence, "We just have to be quick. I'm sure that we can be lucky along the way."

"Ughh! Why is Al-haitham not in the Akademiya anyways? If he was there then our job would be done and by now, we're walking towards her cafe!" Paimon whined once more, kicking the air as she and Aether walk down the path in desert.

"It can't be helped, let us hurry and look for Al-haitha—"

"What's your business with me?" Speaking of the devil, the man himself showed up in front of them with Dehya and Candace trailing behind him.

"I thought you're only with Dehya?" Paimon asked, more like muttering to herself as she glanced between the two females, "Anyways! We've been looking everywhere for you, you're not in the Akademiya earlier and we heard from cyno that you're with Dehya in the port so we're about to go there."

"You actually saved us." Aether said before giving the letter to Al-haitham, "Nahida wanted to give this to you, but she's quite busy at the moment so we run an errand for her."

"Well, that's all! Let's go, Aether! I can't wait to see her and taste her dish again~!" Paimon sing out loud, "What should we order next? Do you want to taste another adobo? But not manok this time?"

"We could order anything, I have mora with me." Aether answered, a small smile creeping up into his face. The two seem to forgot that they are still in front of the three as they start to daydream about the food and the owner of the cafe, "I heard she can offer any kind of drink too.. Should we ask for her recommendation again?"

"There are too many dish in her menu though.." The floating companion muttered.

Al-haitham raised an eyebrow, switching between Aether and Paimon as the two of them talk among themselves. Just what is this cafe are they talking about? Why does the traveler look so flustered when the fairy mentioned an unknown lady?

Dehya and Candace both look at each other, they might not be an expert, but their instinct can be wrong at a time like this.

The acting grand sage was about to ask, but the two girls behind him pulled him back— they watched with calculated gaze as the travelers walked passed them in a hurry, not even bothering to bid them a farewell.

"That was quite rude." Al-haitham said, fixing the posture of his clothes as he cast a glance towards Dehya, "Do tell, why did you two stop me from inquiring about the travelers' unusual.. Behaviors?"

Dehya walked ahead of him, "Girly instinct. I can feel that the two are bewitched by someone."

"Is that even possible?" The scribe asked, not believing a word that the lioness had just said, "The two of them did not come from teyvat after all."

"Exactly." Candace chimed in, "The two of them are not from teyvat which makes them an easy target for the enemies if they want the outlanders to be on their side." The young woman stated as she walked side by side with the lioness.

There's an unsettling feeling in their gut, from what they have witnessed— they can tell that the two are quite allured towards the unknown person.

"Whatever, let's just be quick and look for the general mahamatra since my time cannot be wasted any further, I've wasted enough time as is." Right, there are more significant matter that are needed to be done which is why he cannot stay outside the Akademiya for too long.

He shouldn't meddle with someone else's business.

"I see.. Do you think this person is capable of bewitching our beloved hero?" Nahida asked the scribe in front of her, "From what I have heard from your statement, the traveler and paimon had been allured by a witch? Is that it?"

"It's not proven yet, but that is only my theory." Al-haitham answered truthfully.

"Alright, look for the wanderer and ask him to come here." She said as she smiled at the acting grand sage, "Tell him that I have an important errand to give."

Another two days had passed and the morning was the same as usual for the workers in Wangshu Inn.

The blonde and his floating companion went out of their room early in the morning, the sun can't be seen in the horizon yet but they are in a hurry to go to the cafe under the cliff.

"Leaving so soon?" The owner, Verr, asked as soon as she spotted them descending the stairs, she looked over to the window and took a mental note that the sun hasn't graced the sky, "It's too early, why don't you two stay for a little longer for breakfast?"

"Thank you for the offer, but we need to leave right now." Aether answered politely, he knew that paimon's still drowsy from the lack of sleep but the two of them agreed that they'll have breakfast at your cafe.

"Oh, it can't be helped then—" Verr gasped in fright when a hand gripped her shoulder gently.

"Traveler." Xiao greeted Aether with a nod of his head as he pulled Verr away from the two, "Morax received a letter from the dendro archon and currently, the delivery man is waiting for you in Liyue harbor."

Nodding, aether did not say anything else and walked passed the two, he can't stop himself from feeling irritated— he just want to hurry and go to your cafe to eat breakfast! What's so wrong about that? What's with the continuous disturbances?

Quickly, the blonde sprinted towards the city of contracts, keeping in mind that the waypoint wouldn't allow him to teleport exactly on the city.

"W-wait up!" Paimon called out, she is having a hard time to catch up with her companion due to the sleepiness still in her system.

It didn't take that long for the two to arrive in the city, the sun had graced the sky and the people are slowly filling the streets— he wanted to avoid this but now he has no choice but to interact with them.

A good morning greetings came from left and right as the outlanders walk past the people of Liyue, they could only smile at them and wave before scurrying past towards the harbor.

"You're late." Wanderer scoffed as soon as he saw the slackers approach him, "Buer wouldn't like it if she found out that you two had been unpunctual."

The expression on Aether's face made the puppet flinch, what's with the irritated reaction? Is what the wanderer thought as he pulled out the letter from his pocket and handed it to the traveler.

"Another errand?" Paimon whined, her eyebrows furrowed as she glanced at the sealed enveloped on Aether's grasp, "We haven't eaten breakfast yet and you guys want us to run an errand again?"

Exactly. Aether thought, agreeing mentally towards his companion.

"I don't think that's an errand." Wanderer stated, "Buer just wanted me to deliver it to you in person to avoid possible error in her part, however, an immediate response is needed so I'll meet you back here in.." He looked up in the sky, "Around two hours."

"Whaaat?!" There goes the outbursts of an hungry fairy, "Let us have breakfast first!" Paimon demanded.

Wanderer scoffed as he crossed his arms in front of his chest, he cast an annoyed glance towards the floating creature, "There are a lot of open restaurant here, why don't you just shove anything in that big mouth of yours?"

"We don't want to eat here." Finally, Aether spoke up to counter the annoyance from the anemo wielder in front of him, "We want to eat somewhere else, the dishes and beverages there are otherworldly."

"I see." Playing favorites, eh? The wanderer smirked and turned around, "Suit yourselves, I changed my mind by the way, there's no need to meet up in here again, but make sure to wait for Buer in the entrance of chasm and don't bother asking Morax for permission since I already met up with him."

Two hours had passed, the two travelers are now in front of the entrance of the chasm. They stood side by side with the knights— waiting for the dendro archon to arrive.

"Uurgh.. I'm so hungry." Paimon whined for the nth that morning and Aether couldn't agree more. They are quite stubborn about wanting to eat at your cafe and not anywhere else, your food taste so extraordinary and amazing that they didn't want to tarnish their taste buds else where.

"Ah, Mr. Zhongli!" The knights straightened their posture and greeted the archon of their nation.

"Finally! You're here!" The fairy sighed in relief when her eyes landed on the child beside the geo archon, Nahida smiled at them and waved her hand.

"Seems like you two have been waiting for us." Zhongli stated, he nodded his head towards the knights to show them that they acknowledge their presence before turning his attention to Aether.

"Venti will be here in a moment, let us wait for him."

"Huh?! No one told us that he'll come over too!" Paimon exclaimed, her posture frigid at the sudden appearance of the three archons in one area.

"Hehe! That's because the wind told me that you guys have been going into a nice place~!" Speak of the devil, the anemo archon landed on the ground— the wind must've carried him from his nation to the chasm.

"Now, why don't we eat?" Nahida asked, smiling at aether and Paimon with a knowing look on her eyes, "I'm sure that you two have a specific place in mind.

The five of them trekked the path towards your small cafe, the archons couldn't believe the travelers that a cafe had been build on the corner of Liyue— much to their belief, it is built right under a cliff.

"Isn't that dangerous?" Nahida inquired, her beautiful and sparkling green eyes scanned the area for monster yet to her surprise, no enemies can be seen nor sense.

"Eh~ it's fine! (Name) told us that this location is the perfect spot for her humble cafe!" The fairy giggled, kicking the air, unable to contain her excitement to taste your delicious dish once again.

"You're quite energetic about eating breakfast." Zhongli pointer out, his amber eyes glancing at the floating creature with suspicion.

Maybe what the scribe had told them is true? Maybe, the outlanders had been bewitched?

"Of course!" Paimon didn't even bother denying his claim, she float ahead of the four and pushed the door open— how you may ask? The door is not heavy as it looks, it seems that the wood used for it was lighter than normal.

Ring!

Ring!

Ring!

The archons jumped at the sound of the bell, did it just came from above of the entrance? Who would put that there?

Venti looked around as soon as he stepped inside the cozy cafe, his eyes feast upon the interior of the place. There are a couple of bookshelves on each corner of the cafe with tables in the middle of the room.

Nahida suddenly felt giddy, her eyes caught a certain book that she had not seen in her entire existence— don't forget about Zhongli! His eyes wouldn't stop glancing around, he scanned the whole place to look for anything suspicious, but he could only find books.

Books, books, and books.

"I'll be there in a minute!" A woman yelled from the other room.

"Is that the owner?" Venti stole the question from the other archons mouth, he followed the blonde towards the table near the front desk and all of them took a seat on their respective chair.

"Yep!" Paimon giggled, "She's friendly and beautiful, I'm sure you will like her!"

They took a mental note that the traveler had been quiet the whole time and paimon took the courtesy to entertain them instead, it's weird.. And out of character of the blonde himself, but from the behavior alone, they know that something did happen.

The sound of a door being opened and closed had caught the attention of the archons, they straightened their posture and let the fairy talk again.

"Miss (name)!" Paimon called out, she waved her hand excitedly and couldn't stop fidgeting in her spot, "We brought some friends!" She informed the owner with a big smile on her face.

Suddenly, the archons flinched on their spot when they felt a comforting yet pressuring presence approaching their location.

Kneel.

It was an unsaid command that made their knees weak and shaking— they couldn't bring themselves to look at the approaching female, her presence is making them vulnerable to the point it left the three speechless then a hand placed a menu in front of them.

"Welcome to cotea cafe! What may I get for you, my dearest customers?" Your voice, archons, your voice made them jump and it caught the attention of the outlanders and yours.

"Are you guys alright?" You may be in a state of shock, but their complexion are pale— you've never heard of an archon getting sick so why do they look like they're in pain?

"Oh no! Nahida! You're shaking so much!" Paimon's big mouth just need to ruin it for the pitiful archon, huh?

Your eyebrows furrowed at the sight of the archons' shaking figures, the three had lower their head when you approached them and it made you feel bad. Are they scared of you? You haven't do anything wrong to be considered frightful so you can't help but wonder what's wrong?

"They seem sick.." You muttered, your eyes examining the way how the three of them avoided your gaze, "Do you want something cold? Hot? Drinks or something to eat? I can whisk something from my kitchen to make you guys feel better."

"A-anything cold is fine." Nahida stuttered, she couldn't stop herself from sweating so much due to the anxiety and pressure she's feeling from under your gaze.

"Okay.." You trailed off and looked over to the remaining two, "How about you gentlemen?"

"Something warm, if you can make me a tea then it's fine a-as well." Zhongli managed to breath out, he can feel your eyes on his face and it's making him feel warm inside— he doesn't know if its appropriate, but that's how he is feeling right now.

"Then, paimon will have adobong baboy and halo-halo! What you gave us last time left an amazing impression on paimon!" The fairy told you, her smile is wide and her eyes are sparkling with wonder.

"U-uh, I'll have this one." Aether pointed at the chicken dish on the menu, you are sure that he is having a hard time to pronounce the name again so you just let him be.

"How about you?" This time, your attention is on the anemo archon, "Would you like anything?"

"Just any juice is fi-fine, if you want, I can have the same thing as Bue— I-I mean, Nahida! Yeah, Nahida." He quickly corrected himself, he couldn't help but stumble on his own words from the pressure your presence is giving him.

You blinked, eyeing the people around the table, each one of them are wearing different kinds of expression on their faces, you couldn't tell if they are comfortable in your cafe, however, it's not bad to hope, right?

"Alright, one tinola, one adobong baboy, three halo-halo and one lavender tea, is that all?" You asked, smiling slightly as you look at them for confirmation.

"Yep! That's all!" Paimon took the courtesy to answer again when the four people didn't answer you.

"I'll be back in ten with your orders." You mused and lower your head before taking all the menus from them, you quickly walked back to the kitchen to avoid suspicion— they probably couldn't tell, but you've been feeling anxious the entire time.

"Crap, I'm wishing myself a goodluck."

© kunichigo

fucking love this! would love it to be a series

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬. possible series

summary: You were all on your own taking your ice cream until you heard some screaming and gunshots at the distance on a beach, who would’ve told you that being curious would end you up in hell.

Word count: 2,8k

Warnings: Strong lenguaje, sexual topics and graphic violence will be added (some chapters just not this one) and rampant demon horniness.. Enjoy ! !

Notes: this is a completely non-cannon story, no use of y/n, some of the characters (mostly all them) are not mine! They belong to the show Helluva boss on YouTube! Not to mention this fic was totally inspired by this one shot, so I will base some chapters off of there. Of course giving all credits to the creator, english is not my first lenguaje. (I had a boost of energy and lots of ideas at 2am that made me write this. I saw it now at my drafts so I thought of publishing it, anyways enjoy!!)

*gifs not mine.

You really didn’t know how you ended up in here.

The only thing you remembered was that you were eating up your ice cream in a bench in peace, then you heard a loud noise and screams. You went to the beach nearby where the screams came from, but when you arrived you saw a giant ass fish being killed by some red Raccoon looking ahh..

After some while you finished eating your ice cream as you watched how the little red raccoons finished killing the fish, you came closer to the group. They were talking to some other people, was that Verosika Mayday? There’s no way… The little Red raccoons opened a portal before Jumping in— Wait, the fuck?

You came closer to the portal to take a better look, no one was looking at you since the other group was being questioned by police officers. But suddenly you felt a hard push that pushed you in the portal, falling off in it.

Oh, so that was how..

Looking around to where you were it seemed like some sort of Parking lot, there were the red Raccoons everywhere, as scared and fucked up you were you took your time to round around and see for yourself where the hell you were.

Oh.

“you got to be fucking kidding me..” you put a hand in your mouth in reflex of your surprise and nervousness when you saw the real big portrait of the side of the road. “666 a new gossip in the News of hell!” what the FUCK???

“Oh I’m gonna throw up—..” You hooded your mouth, fuck that ice cream, it was gonna come out of you anyways.

After throwing up in a random alley over there you sat down in a bench you found walking around. You could hear gunshots in the background but you were used to them since you lived in a kind of dangerous neighborhood since the houses were more cheap around there.

You sighed as you took out your phone, no reception.. Fuck should you buy a hell-phone? But how much money do you have is the question. Suddenly it dawned at you as reality punched you harder than a couch to your toe.

You are in hell, you have no experience here you know nothing about this place, you don’t have a job here nor any type of money. You didn’t know anybody, neither you had a source of money you could rest in for now. You had nothing, absolutely nothing.

You felt like crying, overthinking the worst. What should you do? Fuck it was all so overwhelming. A few sobs fell out of your lips, but you felt a hand over yours. Your head snapped to where the hand came from and you saw an old lady. She had a worried look on her face as well as a confused one.

“Are you alright dear?” She asked, you didn’t know why but she seemed so nice.. And you weren’t thinking that straight since your head was in other places right now.

You told her about your problem, how you ended up here and your frustration about how you would live here because.. Let’s be honest, there was no way you would be getting to earth soon. So you had to make a living out of yourself.

This park was strangely alone at this hour, but all your thoughts went blank when the Lady caressed your hand once more with a worried look on her face, but it was kind in some way.. “You must be so scared..” she whispered, that made you sigh. She was right.

“Let me tell you something, why don’t you stay in my farm. It’s a little far from the city, but that at least when you can find a job of your own honey?” Well, that caught you off guard. Completely.

You should’ve taken this badly, I mean, we’re in hell and this is a total stranger you met twenty minutes ago. Who knows she could maybe sell you or kill you, but what choice did you have? It was that, or be out in the street and taking again that this was hell it would be way more dangerous to stay on the streets alone than in a little farm with this nice lady.

“My children grew up to be now adults, they don’t talk to me anymore and I would love some company. I’m sure my husband would love you too.” Well now that made your heart melt, you were a very sensitive person and to think of her all alone without anyone other than her husband made you sad. And more when she grew apart from her own children.

“Okay, I’ll go with you..” she smiled, holding your hand standing up. But when you stood up you almost drag her to the air, you quickly let go of her hand as she chucked. “Right, I almost forgot”

You chuckled following her lead, looking around at the road as she drove to her home you couldn’t help to wonder how long would you be trapped in here. And who was the person that pushed you over, like why would they even do that?

You snapped out of your thoughts when the car parked in a garage, standing out of the car you saw a man over the porch. Who looked at the both of you with wide eyes and a confused look. Was it really that weird to see a human in hell? Wait, no, scratch that it really was considering you weren’t a sinner neither were you dead. You were just, there.

The woman spoke to the other guy inside the house, while you stood out looking at the field seeing all the types of animals that were there. There were pigs, bunnies, cows, bulls, birds and horses.

Wait, horses? Those horses looked so cool! They had tails with flames and a stiff skin, they are not so different of the horses in the human realm but come on they had flames.

You took several pictures of the horses, meanwhile inside the house it was a heated conversation..

“C’mon Meredith you can’t be serious about this whole letting that human stay here.” He sighed, not so sure about her choice. Taking in all the bad things that could happen if you stayed here “Please honey, she need our help. We can’t just let her be out there in the streets, besides, she could help you out on the farm.”

She was right, her husband needed an extra hand. Taking care of the whole farm by himself was taking a lot of his energy at his old age now, he needed help and it could be good the fact that you could help around. “Meredith, if people were to find out about her what would happen to us?” He looked through the window, both of them looking at you through the window while you took pictures of the horses.

“You know that people would want her. Hunt her, hunt us. You don’t know what type of people would come after her, and if they linked her to us they will come after us.” Meredith sighed, she didn’t thought of this earlier and he was right. But she wanted a little help for her husband, and for both of them to have a little company. Her husband suddenly started to cough, making the woman more worried about his health.

She brought a blanket and put it over her husbands back, as he stopped coughing she hugged his back in comfort. “You know what the doctor said, you need to avoid stress and doing heavy stuff. Just please trust me on this one honey..” She left a kiss on her husbands head, with an annoyed sigh he left her. She wasn’t wrong after all, they could actually use some help around here.

After sitting a while now out in the porch, the woman came out of the house. “What did he say?” You asked, as she smiled at you. “You will stay dear,” a really big grin plastered in your face. Suddenly possibilities didn’t look so imposible anymore. “But I need to tell you something kid, you need to work and help around here ‘Kay?” You nodded quickly without a doubt which made the woman smile.

..

It’s been a while since you’ve been living in the farm now, nothing that you could complain about tho. The food was amazing, and the animals were super cute and you loved to take care of them whenever you or the couple wanted to. One thing that you loved about living in the farm was that you could ride the horses in your free time. Eventually, you got a Job at horse teaching lessons.

You weren’t afraid of the neighbors, and surprisingly they weren’t afraid of you too. Just really really surprised that you could even exist down there. But hey, no one complained you were a good hand after all. Good kid, they said, after some couple of weeks in the business you could buy yourself a hell-phone as you called them.

It came really handy, when you were in the flower/plants field you could get easy a call from Meredith and go back to the house. Now, it wasn’t easy living with you because you weren’t a demon. The couple had to be super sneaky about you, so when outsiders came to visit the ranch you hid inside the house in your room. Not too much problem, right?

Well, after some months of your staying Meredith’s husband just got worse. With some difficulties to breath and heart problems, it was really a shame. You grew closer to the old man, and it made you sad the way that he was looking right now.

it came to a point were he had to stay in bed all day to rest, you gladly did all the Job in the farm. It wasn’t that difficult for you after all, but you guys were running out of medicine.

“We’re out of medicine for Pops” You looked worriedly at Meredith who was tired from working around in the house and helping out her husband. “Well sweetheart, I can’t really run to the store at this point. I’ll buy medicine tomorrow..” She tried to ease your nerves but that only made them grew.

“No, remember what the doctor said, Pops can’t skip any medicine. He’ll only get worse,” you made a pause as an idea popped to your head, you looked at Meredith with a smile on your face. She knew that you had something in mind “How about, I take a quick run to get medicine for pops?—“

Meredith looked at you in a hint of disapproval, but before she could say anything you spoke “Pleaseee, I swear I’ll be super low-key. And I promise I will come in the blink of an eye!” You begged her, when you had that glint in your eye she knew that you wouldn’t stop until she let you. So that’s what she did, and with a grin plastered all over your face you grabbed the keys, a hoodie and took off but not without screaming a ‘I will come early I swear!’ Before going.

It’s been a while since you were back in the loud city. You wore your hoodie all over your head, a pair of sunglasses and a mask. Driving you found the drug store where Meredith went every time you guys ran out of Medicine. You parked your car beside a huge ass van that has a logo in the center, ‘I.M.P’ Hmm strange.

You didn’t took much mind to it as you went inside the drug store. You went over to the isle four, looking for the little bottle you saw an imp with a big ass white spot in his face walking and looking for some other drug besides you. Not paying too much mind into him you took your fathers Medicine, but before you could go out of the isle you noticed how the imp was staring with wide eyes your hand.

You looked over to see if you had anything wrong and, shit! You forgot to cover your hands in front of him. Your human-skin color was standing out before his eyes before you hid them as fast as you could on your hoodie pockets. It didn’t help the fact that you had a mask and sunglasses in this heat. “Hey kid, what are you—“ You went walking as quickly as you could to the register. Him taking the drug he was looking for and following you.

Going over to the cashier you tapped the medicine in the counter, nervousness running through your whole body like a disease “Hurry up!” You told the cashier as he tapped faster on the register box. But it didn’t last when you suddenly felt a tug on your hoodie.

Ah, there was it.

Your hair slid down from your hoodie, No horns, human skin color and it was more suspicious the fact that you had a whole hoodie, mask and sunglasses in this heat.

“I knew it!” The imp shouted while you in panic grabbed the medicines and ran off. Great way to start in the city, your first time actually doing something and you already fucked it up by robbing a place.

“Wait come back here!” The imp ran after you while the cashier had wide eyes, rambling through the counter he found a phone while typing aggressively into it.

“Hey uh I think, no, I just saw a human..”

…

You were running through the parking lot while the imp chased you down, since you were faster you managed to get into the car fast enough to turn it on and take off. While the imp got into the van that was parked besides your car. “How convenient..” you thought to yourself, pressing the accelerator as fast as the car could take.

Dodging cars in the process, suddenly you took upon a closed hill and with a quick move you parked backwards. Making sure the Van wasn’t anywhere near the hill. Well damn, you still got that after a long time out of earth. Taking off in the complete opposite direction, going as quick as you could to the farm away from the city.

When you arrived to your home Meredith stood up from the couch, was she waiting for you this whole time? That’s so sweet.. “Moon pie are you okay?” She placed her warm hands over your cheeks in a comforting embrace. Which made you smile, nodding you reassured to her everything was okay.

“Look, told ya’ I would get em’ quickly.” You gave her the medicine, earning a smile from her as she walked down to her husband’s room. So you sat in the couch, still thinking about the car chase with that imp. And how it reminded you of your life in earth.

It wasn’t the best, you just.. well, existed. You didn’t exactly had a purpose. you just woke up, got to work, eat and sleep, everyday of your life in repetition. You didn’t exactly had any friends since everyone in the office kind of hated you because of a girl that made up a rumor about you sleeping with your boss.

Which wasn’t true, you told that to everyone but no one believed you. So after a while you got tired of trying, what was even the point if nobody was going to believe you anyways? You didn’t have a good relationship with your parents since they pretty much didn’t have a flying fuck about you unless people praised you.

Your father and your mother weren’t together, and you stayed with your mother. You would often be told to be seen and not heard by her, her saying “Don’t speak unless someone asks you something, in this whole room I don’t need to know you.”

It really didn’t dawn at you how fucked up your life on earth was until now. Meredith was truly your blessing, she was a good woman. You took care of them as well as they both took good care of you, starting to see them as your grandparents by now.

After a few days after the car chase, you were peacefully making breakfast. Some pancakes with fruit, keeping it balanced you then heard Meredith call you from the living room with a loud whisper. Huh? Weird.. You came walking close to her but the tv took all your attention when you saw the local news “real life human has been found at a local drugstore.” Wait, WHAT?!