Interfereongamma - Apply The Handbrake, Ya Dumb Broad

son: we got good spot for him, right?

father pressing button on phone that says "SELL DOG BODY TO DIGIORNO PEPPERONI FACTORY FOR $59.99" : Yup. His favorite spot, under the tree in the woods behind the shed

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences

another one

Hatsune Miku + Draculaura

Dracumiku

happy pride asexual Jimmy McGill fans, I love my country

this blog used to be funny :(

Well, our funniest admin killed himself. Sorry about that.