Apparently My Aggressive And Poorly Trained Dog That Is Too Large For Me To Physically Control Is Now

Hiya! I'm a queer poc artist currently living in Texas but looking to move. I'm experimenting with selling my art online for the first time, so check me out!

Etsy Shop 🦋

Instagram (doing a giveaway)

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

it's unconscionable to me to argue over which of the pop ladies making music today is actually bad when Morgan Wallen is still at large

sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

My penis just coughed

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance

another one

lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

son: we got good spot for him, right?

father pressing button on phone that says "SELL DOG BODY TO DIGIORNO PEPPERONI FACTORY FOR $59.99" : Yup. His favorite spot, under the tree in the woods behind the shed