Imagine Hating Me And I’m Meticulously Rearranging My Jarchie Sunshade

Richard Nixon levitating

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

my attempt at a science ita bag (mostly biology)

if folks want sources lmk

okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

Thierry Mugler Haute Couture Spr/Sum 1998

I tolerate it when you call me big poppa

fun day at the beach

son: we got good spot for him, right?

father pressing button on phone that says "SELL DOG BODY TO DIGIORNO PEPPERONI FACTORY FOR $59.99" : Yup. His favorite spot, under the tree in the woods behind the shed

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence