Interfereongamma - Apply The Handbrake, Ya Dumb Broad

okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

Mom used to drive drunk with us in the car but I just wish she crashed it so I wouldn’t have to see your stupid blog

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard as Holly Golightly and Paul Varjak BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

Ascaris

“Section of female Ascaris photographed with Nikon 1,40 Darkfield oil condenser. 200 magnification. The large circles filled with small green circles are the uterus and eggs. The long narrow feature is the digestive tract. The smaller red and orange circles are the ovaries and oviducts. The cluster of green and black blobs in the upper right and lower left are the nerve cords (ventral and dorsal). Surrounding the internal organs are the frilly green longitudinal muscles, the dark hypodermis, and the green outer cuticle.” - via Wikimedia Commons

WE FINALLY KNOW

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance

another one

*pounces on you and rips your body to shreds while shrieking like an ape*