Hongjoong: Does Anybody Have Any Questions?

Yeosang: Apparently scientist are finding ways to turn stress into electricity.

Yeosang:So Hongjoong-Hyung will be a high powered fucking phone charger.

*Source: Tumblr*

Jongho: So, Yunho-hyung -

Mingi, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: I love him a normal amount.

*Source: Tumblr*

Mingi: I don't understand why Seonghwa won't talk to me anymore.

Yunho: Have you tried apologising for fighting with him?

Mingi: I would rather kiss a dead moose's butt.

San: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?

Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*

Yeosang: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over.

Wooyoung: OK, thanks.

Yeosang: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs.

Wooyoung: Swagetti and meme balls.

Yeosang:

Yeosang: You're uninvited.

Wooyoung: That's fair.

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Yeosang: *swears loudly*

Hongjoong: *shouting from the other side of the dorm* WHAT ARE WE!??

Yeosang: *mumbles* Heroes not swearoes.

Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?

Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?

Mingi: Water.

Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Mingi: It's.. Imported water.

Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?

Mingi:.. Russia.

Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Mingi: It's half nine actually.