Marvel Characters As Shit I’ve Said At School

Marvel Characters as Shit I’ve Said At School

Tony: I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.

Steve: There are times I regret things. Like waking up.

Bucky: There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.

Thor: I’m so happy until you get to all the reasons I’m not.

Clint: Two words: Mafia. Pigeons.

Natasha: [Completely serious] If I continue on the path I’m currently on, I’ll probably become an assassin.

Bruce: [Taking deep breaths] I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking - [sCrEaMs in OuTrAgE]

Peter Parker: [window suddenly shuts without any breeze or outside force] the fucking ghosts are back.

Loki: To be honest, I should care, but then I remember… I couldn’t give a fuck about any of this.