Chuck: killing isn’t always the answer
Lucifer: right, but what if the question is killing
Lucifer: then the answer is always yes
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
Technology is the answer, but what was the question?
Cedric Price (via inthenoosphere)
Well said.
Harry Potter + Percy Jackson and the Olympians chapter titles
you: carpe diem
me, a goth: carpe noctem
thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe
Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
I’ll never be that mature
big mood
At the cosmic scale, liquid water is rarer than gold
‘It’s like opening the fridge when you’re not hungry’.
-That’s Not What Happened by Kody Kiplinger
Possibly the greatest description of asexuality I’ve seen so far, at least for me.
The character then goes onto explain how she doesn’t hate ‘food’ or the prospect of eating it and if she did eat she might enjoy it but that she just doesn’t want eat, at least for now. And that if she ever did want to ‘eat’ in the future, it wouldn’t be because the food changed, but because she did.
The world is weird and so am I. Let’s be friends.
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