This King’s Ruled Long Enough—it’s Time To Tear His Castle Down.

spn writers: misha, we have a few different versions of cas this season

misha, who holds a wealth of accents inside of him and can't resist himself ever: hold my lemon-infused water

At the cosmic scale, liquid water is rarer than gold

Me: ok, time to sleep, tomorrow will be a very busy day.

My brain: just read a lil fanfic, some quality good night reading.

*800k and 20 chapters later*

My brain: that’s what I’m talking about.

After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.

Vivi come se non ci fosse un domani, ragiona come se non dovessi morire mai

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CHAPTER TITLES 3 (extra long edition to celebrate 10k)

I Don’t Like This

I’m Trying But They’re Hot

The Circle Of Idiots

Thanks, I Hate It

My Icy Heart! It’s Melting!

It May Be Stupid But At Least Nobody Can Call Me A Wuss

That Was A Lot Easier Than Expected

How Was My Innocent Mind Supposed To Know That

Funny Story (Ben Drowned)

I’ll Go Down In History As The Worlds Biggest Idiot

The Fellowship of the Thing

At Least There’s A Dog

I Came, I Saw, I Left

A Paycheck’s A Paycheck

And Then I Didn’t

It’s Unnecessary But It Establishes Power

Boy, That Sure Was Weird

Interesting Concept But Poor Execution

You Should’ve Seen Their Face

I Defied Death For This

There’s Something Hilarious About Being Both A Perfectionist and A Procrastinator

Pasta La Vista

Its me. I am the April Fool.

Pure Unbridled Rage

Third Base Is Calming My Panic Attack

I Need Validation But Also Nobody To Know Me

Terrifying. I Love It.

Killed For Sport

Ironically Alive

[Character Name] and the Fortress of Trust Issues

Previously On: Chaotic Stupid

Scully, You’re Not Gonna Believe This

Capri Sun Captain

Cool, Im Outta Here

Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool

All I Do Is Wear Cool Outfits, Tell Jokes and Hide My Depression

Is That A Coping Mechanism?

Who Invited The Flock Of Seagulls

Power Move: No Skill Needed, Just Be Amused By Confusion

Is This A Cutscene

Welcome To The Trash House

Item: Doubt

Confrontation Scares Me

I Live For Destruction

Chapter 1: Yes, I’m Rewriting Everything

I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood

*The Pink Panther Theme Song*

I Regret Everything

The Dark Side Of Ambition

Patting My Own Shoulder

I’m Going To Make This Weird

Ability Acquired: Existential Crisis

Level Up

This Is The Sad Part

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Begrudgingly Saving The World

Why What How

This Is Everything I Never Wanted

Why Did I Do That

This Is Too Intense

Marvel Characters as Shit I’ve Said At School

Tony: I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.

Steve: There are times I regret things. Like waking up.

Bucky: There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.

Thor: I’m so happy until you get to all the reasons I’m not.

Clint: Two words: Mafia. Pigeons.

Natasha: [Completely serious] If I continue on the path I’m currently on, I’ll probably become an assassin.

Bruce: [Taking deep breaths] I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking - [sCrEaMs in OuTrAgE]

Peter Parker: [window suddenly shuts without any breeze or outside force] the fucking ghosts are back.

Loki: To be honest, I should care, but then I remember… I couldn’t give a fuck about any of this.

The Foxes modeling their own merch because they’re all extra™️ Assholes

((Yes I know the names are wrong on dans jacket,, it was late okay,, I’m lazy))

‘It’s like opening the fridge when you’re not hungry’.

-That’s Not What Happened by Kody Kiplinger

Possibly the greatest description of asexuality I’ve seen so far, at least for me.

The character then goes onto explain how she doesn’t hate ‘food’ or the prospect of eating it and if she did eat she might enjoy it but that she just doesn’t want eat, at least for now. And that if she ever did want to ‘eat’ in the future, it wouldn’t be because the food changed, but because she did.