DAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN I’m SOOOOOOO Sorry Nacho But Yo’ Ass Just Not Only Got Served, Uh Huh, Yes

Lmao 🤣 this is actually a story that makes me wanna ACTUALLY have friends in order to do shit like this.

Made my friends watch the Far Cry experience with me today. Felt a splurge of nostalgia wash over me from that. Vaas a cheeky lil bastard. And much happier when hes not chasing down Jason Brody.

My friend is mad at Vaas for killing McLovin.

The sexiest psycho that’s ever lived!

This shit is cute asf 🥺

(via)

YES FINALLY SOMEONE MADE A BCS EDIT WITH THIS SONG!!!! Also

MY MOTIVATIONS AH,

ARE MY TEMPTATIONS AH,

MY HEART IS RACING,

THE SENSATIONS, ARE SENSATIONAL,

I WHIP MY DIAMONDS OUT,

MY TIME IS TIMELESS NOW,

( dis is my fav part right here right now! ) I GET SO HIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHH!

( and that’s it sorry I screamed the rest of the lyrics but I love this song ❤️)

like a lazy ocean hugs the shore hold me close sway me more

Yeah nacho is a ocelot 👌

Nacho!

what they smell like: leather (but not so much lately, since he stopped working in his dad’s shop)

what their favorite smells in the world are: rain, the air on a cold winter morning--  the smells that are all too scarce in albuquerque

what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in: absolutely nothing, as peter gould was kind enough to inform us

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them: nacho’s mom died when he was very young, and his dad was never much of a chef, so nacho (sheepishly, maybe even begrudgingly) asks lalo to teach him how to cook. lalo, of course, is delighted.

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them: when they were little, domingo and nacho used to steel the car magazines from the front of papa varga’s shop. they would clip out the ones they wanted and trade them back and forth like baseball cards.

a song that reminds me of them: i’m so tired by fugazi

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal: an ocelot. technically a wildcat and ferocious predator, but quite small. they also have big, pretty eyes.

what position they sleep in: streeetched out. when he’s unconscious, his body just uncoils.

their favorite drink: the horchata domingo’s mom used to make them 

a gift i would give them if i could: a spa day. maybe a new identity. idk, whichever’s easier to come by.

YES!!!!!!!!!! 💗

basically me

My Mood:

Guy wakes up his blind dog. (via aiden_m365)

Nice 👍

I’m taking a brief hiatus from updating the Only You series so I can work on my Lacho week fic(s). (Lacho week is July 13th - 19th - follow @lacho-week for more info!)

As of right now, the series has 10 fics, with a total word count of ~80k. (Yikes how did that happen?) If you’re looking for long Lacho fic, now’s a great time to catch up! 

Each fic in the series is connected but tells a complete story. The final fic, Reign in Hell, is currently at eight chapters, with three more chapters to go before it’s complete.

Warnings for dubious consent, violence, multiple partners (including a threesome between Nacho and the twins), and general fucked-uppedness. But if you love these characters, that’s probably what you’re looking for.

Man, I heard that on insta too! I sure hope it happens tho...🤞

There are rumors that Vaas will be back for Far cry 6 ❤️